Marshall: I'm thinking it was something like "Two...Two..."
Sydney: "Two mints in one?!?!?!"
explanation? Marshall explains the secret code on how to access the Covenant database via a roll of Certs.
submitted by "Dina R."

Marshall: Okay, so then there was this bunny hopping down the road....
Sydney: I thought I told you to stop with the bunny stories.
explanation? because of Marshall's fingers
submitted by "Chelsea D"

Marshall: Hey i almost got it down
Sydney: are you attempting to flick me off?
anonymous contribution

Marshall: My mother told me I needed a hair cut, so now I have a really big bald spot right here.
Sydney: What are you talking about? FA-REEK!
submitted by "Paula"

Marshall: I always had a bit of a crush on you...
Sydney: MARSHALL NO!! I still have feelings for Vaughn even if he is married to that BLONDE ugly thing!
explanation? Seed loves Vaughn still and Marshall gets nervous around Syd
anonymous contribution

Marshall: When I do like this with my fingers, my heart stop beating
Sydney: Does that work with Sloane as well?
submitted by "Cipher"

Marshall: Nuk, Nuk, Nuk
Sydney: Don't even think of poking me in the eyes
explanation? The 3 stooges
submitted by "spymommy50"

Marshall: I had two girlfriends in my entire life!!!
Sydney: That is a lot more than I imagined.
submitted by "mariaz"

Sydney: Does my hair look okay?
Marshall: Well, maybe if you slick it back like this...
explanation? Marshall's hand
submitted by "Alias Addict"

Marshall: well you're gunna need a double sided locking mechanism with a dual key lock and the tantilum base of the......
Sydney: marshall we're talking about lunch
explanation? marshall gets distracted when asked what he was going to eat
submitted by "jessica (aka jen fan)"

Marshall: You don't like me tie? Yeah well up yours Kendall
Sydney: That wasn't very nice
submitted by "Bethany"

Marshall: I tried to slick my hair back today
Sydney: It looks good
explanation? Hand pointing towards his head
submitted by "Jennifer"

Marshall: I had sex two times last night!!!
Sydney: Huh?
submitted by "A. Carter"

Marshall: Truth is, I dream about you 2 times every day, mostly when I try to shut off the alarms during a mission.
Sydney (thinking): This man's gonna be the end of me!
submitted by "Agent Sydney Bristow"

Marshall: I prefer the bunny ears.
Sydney: But the Mickey Mouse ears look better.
submitted by "barcalounger"

Marshall: one down two to go
Sydney: wat the heck r u doin?
explanation? iono he looks funni
submitted by "vaughnsahunk"

Marshall: I'd like to cut my hair with my fingers since scissors aren't really my forte, but that is yet to be invented!
Sydney: Wow. And here I thought chopping my hair with sharp knives was efficient.
submitted by "Anne"

Marshall: You really should get your hair cut.
Sydney: You can talk.
submitted by "Selene"

Marshall: and bunny foo-foo went like this...
Sydney: Fascinating Marshall, fascinating
explanation? his fingers look like a bunny!
submitted by "julianna"

Marshall: That's right, look at the two fingers mate.
Sydney: Marshall just because that guy broke your robot toy doesn't mean you should act like that.
explanation?
submitted by "Jean"

Weiss: Just look at it...
Vaughn: Wow. Dancing hampsters. In the flesh...
submitted by "Salad"

Weiss: Is that Sydney? Dressed like a vampire and coming eating us?
Vaughn: It can't be...
explanation? They both look so confused, and all those garlics
submitted by "Litty"

Weiss: isn't that your mom dancing on top of the table
Vaughn: omg it is!
explanation? weiss looks like he's asking a question and Vaughn looks kind of surprised
submitted by "cordie"

Weiss: Should we leave?
Vaughn: Now would be a very good time to leave.
explanation? The look on their faces
submitted by "Sandy"

Weiss: She is hot!
Vaughn: Yeah
explanation? Staring open mouthed
submitted by "Chris"

Weiss: are you as confused as me?
Vaughn: Hell' yea
explanation? they both look really lost and confused
submitted by "julia"

Weiss: Hey, look! that girl is checking me out!
Vaughn: you mean the one of the blonde wig and huge adam's apple?
submitted by "Aileane"

Weiss: She's coming this way
Vaughn: Hey, you got that gun of yours?
explanation? Danger approaching
submitted by "V i S h A l"

Weiss: we're watching cooking
Vaughn: i just thought the hockey game was a bit slow to start
explanation? they look confused
submitted by "helen harrison"

Weiss: who is she kissing?
Vaughn: i don't know but i'm jealous
submitted by "Fred"

Vaughn:oooo! look at that sizzlin' hot chick!
Weiss: like the sizzlin' hot jelly beans!
anonymous contribution

Weiss: Dude, Sydney is so hot!
Vaughn: I know I am the luckiest guy in the world
explanation? They look like they could be seeing Sydney in a very pretty dress.
submitted by "Michelle"

Weiss: Don't look at the garlic....it's evil....
Vaughn: I'm not looking at the garlic...i'm staring at Syd
submitted by "Alias Fan"

Weiss: oooooo!!!! check out that hot chick!!!!!
Vaughn: dude, that's a man
submitted by "frank"

Weiss: do you see what i see?
Vaughn: i think she had a huge butt and i can not lie and i cant denie eaither
explanation? she has a huge butt
submitted by "Katelan"

Lauren: what, what?!
Vaughn: you've got something out of your neck! oh, it's disgusting!!!......oh it's just your head!
submitted by "treen"

Lauren: Is that a zit? It's huge....
Vaughn: Here, if I stick out my chin, is it less distracting?
submitted by "Salad"

Lauren: ohh you have some spinach in your teeth
Vaughn: is it gone?
submitted by "Carly"

Lauren: I am not an evil b*tch
Vaughn: Then why did you iron my underwear??
anonymous contribution

Lauren: Look at me, I'm a ditsy blond
Vaughn: Yah, you just realized that?
explanation? she just doesn't get it
submitted by "die lauren, die!!!"

Lauren: what? huh? I...Don't...Understand!
Vaughn: You disgust me!
explanation? lauren really is stupid =)
submitted by "Lena"

Lauren: hey! you spit when you talk
Vaughn: yeah, and you like it baby
explanation? he spits??
submitted by "georgia"

Lauren: What's wrong?
Vaughn: You're a liar! YOU SUCK!
submitted by "Billy Joe Jim Bob"

Lauren: hhhiiiiiiii michael
Vaughn: whew! your breath stinks!
submitted by "Kelsey"

Lauren: look at the size of your chin
Vaughn: i said is there something in my teeth?
explanation? he asks her to check his teeth and she gets distracted, but he's still fine
anonymous contribution

Vaughn: Quick, I'm seeing Syd!! Do i have something in my teeth?
Lauren: *about to faint* a mint would be more apt...
submitted by "CLAiRE"

Lauren: michael... you must clean your room!
Vaughn: mememememe..... you sound like my mother!
anonymous contribution

Lauren: no, no blood
Vaughn: are you sure, marshall punched me pretty hard
anonymous contribution

Vaughn: I love Sydney and despise you. You make me sick.
Lauren: Uhhhh... are you breaking up with me?
explanation? Vaughn loves Syd and hates his wife; Lauren is stupid.
submitted by "SpyBarbie"

Lauren: Can you feel that?
Vaughn: Ow! That hurts you little....!
explanation? Facial expressions are the main reson for this caption
submitted by "Eric"

Lauren: Why are you making that face?
Vaughn: I've had to go to the bathroom since like 10 this morning.
submitted by "Eric"

Vaughn: What is that disgusting thing on you're face?
Lauren: Ahh! Hurry! Get it off!
submitted by "Brooke"

Lauren: i'm sorry hunny... I AM the bad guy
Vaughn: sh*t...they were all right!
submitted by "spychic"

Vaughn: What is 2 + 2?
Lauren: Ummmmmmmmm.......
anonymous contribution

Lauren: The mens room is down the hall and to the left
anonymous contribution

Vaughn: What's that Smell?!?
Lauren: What? you don't like my new perfume?
submitted by "Mountaineer"

Lauren: I'll call the NSC--the NSC--the NSC--
Vaughn: Fem-bot! I knew it!
explanation? Lauren has all the composure of a robot.
submitted by "MLA"

Lauren: Are you wearing lipstick?
Vaughn: Yes, this lipstick is only for men, you see...
submitted by "Littly"

Lauren: Stupid democrat!
Vaughn: Damn republican!
explanation? Lauren & Vaughn debate over political sides.
submitted by "Fiona"

Vaughn: . . . And so this is the way Dixon looked when he was yelling at me . . .
Lauren: I'm amazed at your Dixon impression!
explanation? look at Vaughn's face
submitted by "candy"

Lauren: What the?
Vaughn: You just bit my lip!
explanation? Just another life in the day of the Vaughns
anonymous contribution

Lauren: But luv, it was only one male stripper at my party.
Vaughn: I don't care if it was just one! What of relationship do you think that we're in?
submitted by "Kristyn Bristow"

Marshall: Now with these glasses, I look 'super swank'!!
explanation? just like the sunglasses from season 1!
submitted by "iLuVaUghN"

Marshall: dont you love them, i think their super swank
explanation? he has to wear glasses so he can see because his pen gun backfired into his eye.
submitted by "Sydney Sloan"

Marshall: you might want to get that spider off your face, oh sorry, it's a mark on my Calvin Klein glasses
submitted by "nutter"

Marshall: What do you mean these glasses make me look dorky?
submitted by "Khrystine"

Marshall: ok wait i forgot what i was saying
submitted by "katie"

Marshall: do these glasses make my eyes look big?
anonymous contribution

Marshall: check out these new glasses arent they da junk
submitted by "krystal"

Marshall: Did you say that I look like Arvin Sloane???
submitted by "Littly"

Announcer: Next week on alias, Marshall learns the true joys of being a nerd
submitted by "Syd88"

Marshall: Do these glasses make me look like a fly?
submitted by "sarah"

Marshall: You know what i mean ?
explanation? No, I see :)
anonymous contribution

Marshall: no really; do these glasses make me look stupid?
submitted by "skitguy in Arkansas"

Marshall: these glasses ..well...they uhhh....make you look like a nerd!
submitted by "c dub"

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