Marshall: see the little red dot over there? i can also draw figures...
explanation? loved the laser pens in primary school..
submitted by "goneooc"

Marshall: i called this important meeting to show you all the recording of the documentary on monkeys! here, i'll press play!
submitted by "chels"

Marshall: I love remote controls
submitted by "alejandra"

Marshall: Dixon, i knew you liked Tuna Casserole
explanation? Because he is proving he is right
submitted by "Tiarni"

Marshall: no, you da man
submitted by "marshmellow"

Marshall: Pointing at things is sooooo fun!!
submitted by "Kristine Zarifian"

Marshall: Maybe if i press this button I'd get a social life.
explanation? Well think about, as cute as he is, he's not so popular
submitted by "Shifty"

Marshall: Smile! You're on Candid Mini-Spy Camera!
submitted by the webmistress

Marshall: It's a camera, that's also a bomb! It's really easy, if you need it to explode you just hold the button down for ten seconds like this . . . uh oh.
submitted by the webmistress

Sydney: Why is the descrambler beeping?
Vaughn: Syd, that's your cell phone.
submitted by "Stephanie S"

Sydney: oops.... smudge on the camera!
Vaughn: were you eating greasy foods again for lunch? i told you to lay off of them!
submitted by "vaughn lover"

Sydney: Quick! WE might still get to vote for Guy!
Vaughn: Yeah! he really should win Australian Idol!
explanation? Idol fever
anonymous contribution

Sydney: Stop looking over my shoulder
Vaughn: c'mon, I just want to have a look...
explanation? her shoulders seem very tense.
anonymous contribution

Sydney: what's the hell of that??
Vaughn: i think you are the one who made this thing like hell..it's just a calculator..nothing much
submitted by "etty"

Sydney: we have to clear the situation, Vaughn
Vaughn: i call your father, alright?
explanation? a very complicated situation
submitted by "Judith"

Sydney: How do you work this tivo? Gilmore Girls is coming on. Hurry!
Vaughn: Wait, I thought you were supposed to do start.....then stop.
explanation? They're on their way to a Halloween party
submitted by "Lisa"

Sydney: go right
Vaughn: no left!, aww look what u did...
explanation? they playing video game
submitted by "i love vaughn cuz he sexy"

Sydney: How do you turn on your stupid cell phone!??
Vaughn: that is not my phone, it is the bomb deton.....¡¡¡POM!!!!
submitted by "ale"

Sydney: Give me that! guys can't work anything! it's easy!
Vaughn: Fine you try it! it's hard!
explanation? vaughn's trying to get something to work, he can't, so sydney's going to try, and gets it open.
submitted by "DarkAngel"

Sydney: Are you sure it was this green button?
Vaughn: There's no green buttom, try the red one
submitted by "Lucie"

Sydney: Maybe if we hit this button, it'll zap us out of these uniforms...
submitted by "Petrina"

Sydney: Hold on...almost got it...Yah level 12!!!
Vaughn: Come on I want a turn.
explanation? Syd and Vaughn playing a video game
submitted by "Ky"

Sydney: I actually don't know how to use this thing...by the way what is this?
Vaughn: I think this is a bomb...
explanation?
submitted by "Kool PaL"

Sydney: With this, hack into the security cams.
Vaughn: hey, that's us.
submitted by "Stijneken"

Sydney: Dang, I ran out of batteries!
Vaughn: Must you play with your Game Boy now?
explanation? During a mission, Sydney runs out of batteries while playing Alias the video game.
submitted by "Joshua"

Sydney: How do i turn this thing off?
Vaughn: I don't know Syd
explanation? You disable it
submitted by "Rylie"

Sydney: Help me here- I am lost. First I press 1, than I press 800 than I press ABC Learn? All for the hooked on phonics method thingy?
Vaughn: Yeah, because Kendal said the only way I could still work for the CIA is if I learn how to read properly.
submitted by "Becca"

Sydney: Almost there, 99. 103, 110!! Yes, New high score!!!!!
Vaughn: Oh, yeah! Let me see if I can beat it!!
anonymous contribution

Sydney: Okay...AXN!! ooohhh...I love this show!
Vaughn: nooooooooooooo I wanna watch the disney channel!
explanation? fighting over the tv remote
submitted by "Christina Parker"

Lauren: You know how to whistle don't you, Michael? You just put your lips together and blow.
explanation? Lauren Bacall impression
submitted by "Red1"

Lauren: Oh ... I've lost my earring... What if Sloane findes out ;)
explanation? What explanation ???
submitted by "Kalafiorek"

Lauren: i want a large thin crust pizza
explanation? she's very hungry
submitted by "aura"

Lauren: I can't wait until you come back, I have so much to tell you.
explanation? She is hiding something from Vaughn, and he does not know it, but she does look suspicious.
submitted by "Buddy"

Lauren: Michael, does my butt look big?
explanation? she practically anerexic
submitted by "Wouldnt u like 2 kno"

Lauren: no, i said TWO large pizzas
explanation? she's talking on a cell phone
anonymous contribution

Lauren: oh!
explanation? very suprised
submitted by "xiaotai"

Lauren: Wait, I just came from shower.. I have to look beautifull when Sydney is here
explanation? I don't know, she's looking so weird
submitted by "Elena"

Lauren: Woah...I just realized that I dont look good in my undies...
explanation? She's in her underwear
submitted by "AliasGrl"

Lauren: ohhhhhh...there's lotsa gook in my ear
explanation? great facial expression there
submitted by "vartan lover"

Lauren: No, i said you could see sydney, not make out with her!
submitted by "loco"

Lauren: So, do you think i'm a natural blonde?
submitted by "Chesnut"

Lauren: Maybe if I show some skin I can remind Vaughn of what he definitely WOULDN'T be missing with Sydney Bristow.
explanation? Lauren is NOT pretty.
submitted by "Mountaineer"

Lauren: i really miss you honey
explanation? she looks lonely
submitted by "sam"

Lauren: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
explanation? she heard some exciting news
submitted by "claire"

Lauren: Duuduu... Michael, don't disturb! I'm trying to learn to whistle "Dirrty" by Christina Aguilera!!
submitted by "Kit"

Lauren: i think it'd be a sunny day huh
explanation? in the morning, just got up, waitiing for a bright new day
submitted by "wei"

Lauren: oooo! I can hear the ocean!
submitted by "MaryJane"

Weiss: do you think I could kill someone by throwing this card??
Marshall: Nah... Syd probably could
submitted by "alez"

Weiss: hey got any chips?
Marshall: what do you have to drink?
explanation? just partying around and playing poker
submitted by "sarah foote"

Weiss: ..and then remember the part when james bond is all suave and...
Marshall: ..yeah, yeah! and he grabbed the other guy's cigar and was like," hey baby"
explanation? the guys get all excited talking about their favorite spy
submitted by "alias freak"

Weiss: dude, check out the car!
Marshall: I did that in my spare time
explanation? Marshall's a tech guy
anonymous contribution

Weiss: Hey, want a piece of this fake gum cigar?
Marshall: yea, it's really tastey!
anonymous contribution

Weiss: wow look at her
Marshall: yea one hot mama
explanation? they are looking at a girl on the tv
submitted by "gwynne"

Weiss: Dude, we're on Candid Camera!
Marshall: No way man...the ganja really works....
explanation? It looks like Weiss is pointing right at the camera; hence, the candid camera reference. It also looks like Marshall's gotten his hands on some wacky tobacky.
submitted by "Melissa A."

Weiss: Hey Marsh, pull my finger.
Marshall: Man, that was rank!
anonymous contribution

Weiss: What is with those two?
Marshall: Don't know but they must enjoy it
explanation? What explanation?
submitted by "Emma Freemantle"

Weiss: 47 ROCKS
Marshall: my cigar rocks
anonymous contribution

Weiss: Do you see Sydney and Vaughn there?
Marshall: No, I only see Snow white and Prince, Because of my new contack lenses
explanation? Marshall is always so funny
submitted by "Helena"

Weiss: Syd, you know, you look a whole lot thinner when I'm high.
Marshall: Duuuuude.
explanation? Need I say more?
submitted by "Matt P."

Weiss: Uh, No, Say hi to Candid Camera!!
Marshall: I think i got a smuggy thingy in my noise, But i can't reach it. The camera is off right?
explanation? not really
submitted by "Agent Lynne"

Weiss: Bond...James Bond..
Marshall: (thinking) What a dork.
explanation? ...007 days of X-mas...is fun
submitted by "Leila"

Weiss: What do you think of my car?
Marshall: It's super swank.
explanation? SUPER SWANK!
submitted by "Kamcheese"

Weiss: hey how 'bout that look? ain't I a hunk ?!
Marshall: Well I doubt it dude....
explanation? the looks on their faces
submitted by "camille"

Weiss: Yup, thats my car.
Marshall: Cool, you want me to bump it up to 600?
submitted by "Sydney lover"

Weiss: Hey, what are you looking at? Yeah, you.
Marshall: Heyyy. How you doin?
submitted by "Julia"

Weiss: How u doin??
Marshall: I like to smell them
anonymous contribution

Weiss: I want that hot dog, I thought we have a lunch brake here!
Marshall: This is a lunch brake, I just ate the screwdriver.
submitted by "Cipher"

Weiss: We only gave him a little bit.
Marshall: I don't why but I feel like I'm flying!
explanation?
submitted by "R.G."

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