Sydney: And that's all you need to turn your hair into flaming red.
Vaughn: thanks!
explanation? sydney writes directions to dye hair for Vaughn
submitted by "aleza"

Sydney: Those donuts are for me?
Vaughn: No, get up and get your own donuts!
submitted by "Diana"

Vaughn: You can take that wig off now Sydney.
Sydney: What are you talking about, I'm not wearing a wig.
explanation? It's supposed to be funny.
submitted by "Sasha"

Sydney: Don't try to sneak those donuts past me.
Vaughn: Darn
submitted by "47"

Vaughn: Yo, I got u some food. But will u please ditch the hair if i give it to u?
Sydney: Food, smood I'm running out of paper. and what do u have against the hair?
submitted by "Julia"

Sydney: Why do I Have to sign papers just to eat lunch with that guy?
Vaughn: Why is she taking so long?
submitted by "sydney p."

Sydney: (thinking) Does Vaughn bring that food for me?
Vaughn: (thinking) Oh my god what hair colour
explanation? they both look so concentrated and I think that they're thinking something
submitted by "Olivia"

Sydney: Are you sure that this is the resume for the CIA? I mean seriously, what does "have I slept with anyone in the last 6 months" have to do with whether or not I will make a good agent?!
Vaughn: Just keep writing! I brought you doughnuts, but I am going to eat them myself because we don't want you ruining that sexy body of yours!
submitted by "Syd"

Sydney: 15 pages down 3 more to go!
Vaughn: Would you like Donuts with that?
explanation?
submitted by "Santa Clause"

Sydney: How do I spell SD-6?
Vaughn: Maybe I should go with that color...might hide my bald spot
anonymous contribution

Sydney: What's the pay like here?
Vaughn: Doughnuts and coffee courtesy of the CIA.
anonymous contribution

Sydney: man this red hair is really heavy
Vaughn: mmm coffee and a doughnut
explanation? her hair weighs a lot and she is hunched over because of it. Vaughn is just standing there.
submitted by "ally"

Sydney: Hey give me a new pen this one is dying!
Vaughn: Here is something to eat!
explanation? because he has food
submitted by "marie"

Sydney: And I've finished!
Vaughn: Do you always have to do 20 pounds of paperwork half a year?
explanation? Syd is keen on writing, and Vaughn's look says "Poor darling"...
submitted by "Marcus"

Sydney: . . . and then Sloane tried to kill me and here I am. The end.
Vaughn: Do you, uh, mind if I, uh, sit here?
submitted by the webmistress

Vaughn: is that a bug i see?
Kendall: yeah i see it too, agent vaughn
explanation? where's kendall looking?
anonymous contribution

Kendall: How is your relation with Sydney?
Vaughn: We had just agreed to avoid flirting while on a CIA mision.
anonymous contribution

Kendall: Were you making fun of my bald head again?
Vaughn: Yes sir, I'm sorry
submitted by "Sarah"

Kendall: you're dating Agent bristow! Why? All she does is yell at me
Vaughn: I like a woman who is bold
submitted by "Sydney"

Kendall: No, you can't play James Bond! We're CIA here!
Vaughn: You mean you're not Felix Leather?
explanation? Vaughn thinks he is 5 years old!
submitted by "florimel87"

Kendall: Did you just tell me I should ask Jack out?
Vaughn: I know it was not entirely appropriate, sir, but everyone can see the way you two look at each other.
submitted by "marshmellow"

Kendall: no seriously now, WHERE did you get your hair weave?
Vaughn: I've told you a million times, that's my REAL hair? Could you lay off it for once?
submitted by "Kate Vartan"

Kendall: Where is Irina?
Vaughn: He He well funny story uhhhh
submitted by "agec"

Kendall: .........
Vaughn: Judging by the look of it...i'll order you the #10 bald wax
submitted by "BK"

Kendall: you are a bad boy!!
Vaughn: I am sorry, I won't go out with Sydney again
explanation? Kendall complaining about syd and vaughn's date
submitted by "aleza"

Kendall: What are you looking at?
Vaughn: my feet..
explanation? Vaughn is feet lover
submitted by "Weiss"

Sloane: yes, i would love bacon
Sydney: i said i wanted a vegetarian!!!
explanation? sloane is ordering pizza
submitted by "aleza"

Sloane: Are you sure the new diet allows pizza?
Sydney: Don't get between an agent on a diet and her junk food!
explanation? funny haha?
submitted by "Miss Parker"

Sydney: what did i tell you about ordering pizza during work hours?
Sloane: but...uh.......i was only gonna get some bread sticks!
submitted by "sillygirl"

Sloane: You're in my personal space.
Sydney: You killed my fiance!
explanation? What was I thinking
submitted by "mysteryone"

Sloane: need anything??
Sydney: hang up the phone
explanation? because syd wants to talk to him
submitted by "marie"

Sloane: What?
Sydney: You have so seriously pissed me off.
submitted by "SilverRayven"

Sloane: yes?
Sydney: HEY i am really a double agent and my boyfriend vaughn is going to come over here and kick your buut - you got a problem with that?!
submitted by "undercover agent"

Sydney: Would you dance with me?
Sloane: Wait, I'll just ask permission from Emily
submitted by "Sharoline"

Sloane: Yes, I'm feeling preseured as well.
Sydney: you lied to me! How could you hurt my feelings like that?
explanation? Sloane lied to Sydney about cookies being left for her on her desk.
submitted by "Olivia/vgarberlover"

Sloane: wait a sec
Sydney: i want to talk with you
submitted by "j"

Sloane: You told me this shirt didn't make me look fat.
Sydney: well, sydney, sometimes i think you're my own daughter...
anonymous contribution

Sydney: You parked in my #@$% space!
submitted by "Irina"

Sloane: Can I help you with something, Sydney?
Sydney: Yeah! You let me leave SD-6 for GOOD!!
submitted by "J.B."

Vaughn: (thinking) "if only Syd could see how sexy I am in this gun holster thing. I'm like a hot, young Columbo"
Weiss: (thinking) "I wonder if they really can't see me on this side of the glass?"
submitted by "dreaminovaughn"

Weiss: hey Vaughn, we could totally make faces at them and they would NEVER know!
Vaughn: Hmm...sounds intrigueing.
submitted by "sbab3357"

Vaughn: I'm in love with her, Weiss....
Weiss: No sh-t, Sherlock. Have you seen her? How could you not be in love with her?
anonymous contribution

Vaughn: look! Kendall is making out with barnett
Weiss: yeah right....
submitted by "aleza"

Vaughn: Dreaming about something...still dreaming.. "oh, oh."
Weiss: Can you get over that Sydney dream and move your butt over here. We have work to do.
explanation? Vaughn can't help himself thinking about Syd.
submitted by "Monika Vartan"

Vaughn: Can he see my back?
Weiss: I don't think so, he's sleeping
submitted by "Stijnie"

Vaughn: (thinking) God, what i'd give to be with syd right now.
Weiss: (thinking) i wonder if they'd let me borrow this camera for personal enjoyment??
submitted by "Aly"

Vaughn: I shoulda used preperation H
Weiss: dude....
explanation? vaughn just looks weird, i dunno it's the first thing that i thought of
submitted by "Leigh"

Vaughn: I'm afraid
Weiss: of what
submitted by "badj"

Vaughn: Damn the budget cuts. They won't even let us watch the hockey game.
Weiss: Yeah, and they'll dock your pay for going off and leaving TV on.
explanation? None needed
anonymous contribution

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