Sydney: Hey! That guest star is sitting in my chair!
Sloane: ... and if I press this button, my car's trunk opens.
submitted by the webmistress

Sydney: what's that?
Sloane: CIA
submitted by "Eudylver de Jesus"

Sydney: OMG! GODZILLA!!!!!
Sloane: Don't worry, I'll show him my badge, my precious.
anonymous submission

Sloane: And when I press this button the guy in the pink dress will sneeze
submitted by "shotgun"

Sydney: hey, picture!
Sloane: steady and just pose there!
submitted by "JC"

Sydney: i can't believe he's bald!
Sloane: shut up. i'm concentrating
submitted by "JC"

Sydney: good
Sloane: bad
explanation? i like ties episode the best
submitted by "jaycie ann collins"

Sydney: who is he?
anonymous submission

Sydney: OMG! drunken morons are attacking ...help!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sloane: calm down their drunken and morons so nothing bad can happen but thats what they want you to think
explanation: evil druken morons are attacking and there is nothing we can do
submitted by "cam:the codemaster"

Sydney: where the hell is a gun when I need one?
Sloane: I should have killed her when I had the chance
explanation: these are thoughts
submitted by "Vartan lover"

Sloane: Mint?
submitted by "BlazzinKeys"

Jack: Is it just me or does that man have the same suit as me?
Irina: *Just smile and nod*
submitted by "BlazzinKeys"

Jack: stop smiling - it's so annoying!
Irina: shut up or i'll kick your ***!
submitted by "Sydney Lover"

Jack: Is she smiling at *that* man?
Irina: Is he checking out *that* guy?
explanation? Jack is not gay! Irina thinks he is!
submitted by "BurgerKing"

Jack: your perfume smells good!
Irina: yah.......I know, that's why I used it to attract our target. (jealous?)
submitted by "Sydney Lover"

Jack: I'm going to shoot her for this.
Irina: He's going to shoot me for this.
submitted by "Mr. Smiley"

Jack: What are you doing?
Irina: Just wanted to get close to you for a second.
explanation? It's not pleasent
submitted by "Christie"

Jack: There is nothing funny going on. Why is she laughing?
Irina: Jack needs to learn to have some fun.
explanation? Thoughts
submitted by "H"

Jack: I seriously want to throttle this woman
Irina: Don't we make just the cutest couple?
explanation? Thoughts
submitted by "SilverRayven"

Jack: yeah... we're back together
Irina: if i cant stop smiling in the next 30 seconds i'm going to kill jack!!
submitted by "I<3Vaughn"

Jack: This moustache tickles my...my....ACHOOOO
Irina: I feel like such a school girl...but my dress is still on
explanation? Business Trip
submitted by "Agent Vaughn"

Jack: look at the dress
Irina: it's a cute pink, Sydney will love it.
explanation? they're looking for Sydney's birthday dress.
submitted by "Sydney-Vaughn lover"

Jack: Whatever happened to that C-4 necklace?
anonymous contribution

Sydney: Move yer hand before I strangle you with this robe thingy
explanation? explains itself
submitted by "Jing Li"

Sark: So, what do you take for the night?
Sydney: I'm not a geisha, idiot..
explanation? He's stupid
submitted by "Wjo..me?"

Sark: *sarcastic* Yea. You look chinese alright.
Sydney: Shut up.
explanation? Umm... heh.
submitted by "Tasha"

Sark: why don't you go after him yourself??
Sydney: 'cause my kimono weighs too much!
explanation? chasing someone
submitted by "niki"

Sark: Do you think I blend in?
Sydney: I can't wait till this mission is over, I want to wipe this make-up off.
explanation? One of these people just doesn't belong.
submitted by "Sydrokz13"

Sark: I really meant it when i told you
Sydney: I really doubt that
explanation? i saw it
submitted by "Michelle Letelier"

Sark: What'cha doin'?
Sydney: Meditating
anonymous contribution

Sark: so can you tell me where i can find a chinese restaraunt?
Sydney: yeah sure. it's a few blocks north and then make a left and you're there.
anonymous contribution

Vaughn: Well, that's a locked door.
Sydney: How can you tell? Your flashlight is pointed at the ground.
submitted by "Annie"

Sydney: What if they don't like my outfit?
Vaughn: Just open the door.
submitted by "aliasluver"

Vaughn: Sorry about the flashlight...Your suit is just too dark
Sydney: But sexy...
submitted by "Blazzinkeys"

Vaughn: I wonder what's behind door number two!!
Sydney: Oh, yeah very funny! *sarcasm*
explanation? Everyone has to have a little humor, don't they?
submitted by "Princess"

Vaughn: Ok is she going to pry the door open with her bare hands...
Sydney: This is sooo dumb!!! Why can't they use a high tech security system instead of a key lock?
submitted by "Jess"

Vaughn: Do you think Scully & Mulder are there?
Sydney: I hope so... I do like to have their autographs.
explanation? Alias cast Sydney and Vaugn go to X-files location
submitted by "agent Rovheel"

Vaughn: What do you think is down there? Ladies first.
Sydney: Fine, but don't fall down.
submitted by "LizaLil"

Vaughn: I look really hot in this! ''I'm a macho macho man!"
Sydney: Will you get over yourself and help me open this?!
explanation? Sydney tried not to agree that he does look oh so hot!
submitted by "I luv English chicks!"

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