Rachel: I won't tell you anything
Marshall: I see something
explanation? Lie detection
submitted by "Sydney"

Rachel: wow, he cares more about his i tunes than me
Marshall: "oops, i did it again!"
explanation? marshall's singin
submitted by "dirty"

Rachel: Why is that hideous painting in this room? It's distracting me. I can't concentrate.
Marshall: Oh...well here..I can change it with my computer...it's a hologram.
explanation? Rachel's looking at something...Marshall looks like he's trying to fix the problem
submitted by "Andrea :)"

Rachel: you're hott
Marshall: I'm married
submitted by "chelsy bentz"

Marshall: Is blond your natural hair color?
Rachel: Yes.
Marshall: You liar!
submitted by "Lisa"

Rachel: I am going to tell the whole truth
Marshall: She is full of lies and I will catch her
explanation? Marshal doesn't trust Rachel
submitted by "Sidney"

Rachel: Come on Marshall, I am feeling hot for you!!!!
Marshall: I'll be over you as soon as you are as hot as the computer
explanation? Mashall is a computer geek, even with a hottie like Rachel
submitted by "Sidney"

Rachel: marshall aint u married?
Marshall: yeah but i cant help it babes. your brainwaves say that u hav da hots 4 me
explanation? marshall thinkss that rachel fancies him
submitted by "sammy"

Rachel: yes marshall...my precious
Marshall: I wonder what would happen to her brain if I pressed this button.
explanation? Marshall trying to brainwash Rachel
submitted by "rain"

Rachel: (seductively) you know your really hot don't you?
Marshall: (nervous Marshall voice) umm .... thank... you.... but I'm married... happily married...
explanation? why not try to flatter your way out of captivity? it sometimes works doesnt it?
submitted by "Ashley"

Rachel: You know these finger things are gonna screw up with my manicure
Marshall: Honey. Deal with it Sydney did.
explanation? Rachel wants to be like syd so she pipes down
submitted by "mrs. sark"

Rachel: I like you
Marshall: now. don't even try that. been there. done that
submitted by "mrs.sarkvaughn"

Rachel: You know if you stare at something long enough without blinking you see little red dots.
Marshall: You don't say. I'll check that on the internet
explanation? Because it looks like she is staring at the wall
submitted by "msfame"

Vaughn: is this my stop?
Sydney: dirka dirka muhammed jihad!
Irina: so what if the world has been sent into an apocolypse?! i just saved a ton of money on my car insurance!
submitted by "Spectra16"

Vaughn: What is that on Syd's back?
Irina: Vaughn, stop looking at my daughter like that
submitted by "aliasgirl"

Vaughn: I guess it's my turn to be protected...
Sydney: Hey, wanna try my new gun?
Irina: Da camarad! Russian neutraliser they call it!
anonymous contribution

Sydney: What happened to your hair?!
Irina: Oh my gosh. You have GOT to be kidding me. Dude, did you get attacked by the lawnmower again?
Vaughn: I can't look. I can't look!
explanation? Sydney has this shocked look on her face; Irina seems to be rolling her eyes without actually doing it. And Vaughn is off in his own little world.
submitted by "Lauren S."

Sydney: Oh my God, what is that?
Vaughn: That is some seriously messed up $#!*.
Irina: (Thinking) Did I leave my stove on?
submitted by "Jen"

Vaughn: I love Sydney
Sydney: O my god, My mom is helping me.
Irina: let's just go
submitted by "Kayde"

Vaughn: Tell me again why I like my daddy's killer?
Sydney: Because...well look at her.
Irina: Would you two shut up, we have heads to blow off
explanation? Welcome to the Family
submitted by "Abbie"

Vaughn: Hey, there's a donut! FREEZE!
Sydney: I thought donuts couldn't talk...
Irina: You evil donut! DIE DIE DIE!
explanation? An evil donut has invaded the building.
submitted by "Deena"

Vaughn: Irina has a bum just as hot as Sydney
Sydney: Let's kill this mumma
Irina: God i want Vaughn
explanation? Irina and Vaughn having a secret relationship????
submitted by "Jackie"

Irina: Vaughn, get your gun.
Sydney: Yeah, Vaughn, how else are you going to get the bad guys without your gun?
Vaughn: I'll melt their exterior with my icy cool eyes.
explanation?
submitted by "Lisa"

Vaughn: UGH, what's that smell?
submitted by "bb"

Vaughn: nice butt syd
Sydney: he better not be looking at my butt
Irina: men are the same no matter what continent
submitted by "ren"

Vaughn: That is a big gun
Sydney: If you don't shut up you'll see just how big it is!
Irina: Shut up children. We have vermin to gather and drop in the woods.
explanation? sydney and vaughn hate irina always butting in on their make out time
submitted by "Mrs. Scully"

Vaughn: I wish I had an ice cream right now. Mmmmmm
Sydney: Drop and give me fifty sucka!
Irina: Yeah that's right you heard her!
explanation? Vaughn is clueless and Sydney and Irina are all gangsta!
anonymous contribution

Vaughn: I can almost see my reflection...
Sydney: Are those my shoes, Nadia?
Irina: Whoa, time for Mommy to intervene as both daughters are pointing giant guns at each other...
submitted by "aevah-lee"

Vaughn: Syd, I've located the bomb.
Sydney: Not now! That mouse is making out with that rat.
Irina: Wow!
submitted by "Susie"

Vaughn: What the heck is a spider doing there?
Sydney: You son of a beep...you were that guy that told me black wasnt good enough
Irina: It's ok sweetheart...mommy has him
explanation? dont ask...made it up :P
submitted by "Jenna"

Vaughn: dame syd u hav a nice butt
Sydney: thanks
Irina: please stop talking about my daughter like that
explanation? they are about to attack but Vaughn cant stop thinking of Syd's butt
submitted by "Vaughn's hottie"

Vaughn: Why can't i have a gun?
Irina: Are you serious?
Sydney: Say please!!! And stop staring at my @$$!!
explanation? Sarcasm all around!
submitted by "df"

Vaughn: hey I'm bored stop staring and shoot already
Sydney: I'll shoot when I want to!
Irina: (thinking) not again
explanation? Syd and vaughn are having a lover's tiff
submitted by "lil' vaughn"

Vaughn: Eww.....this place is a mess!
Sydney: CLEAN UP THIS MESS NOW DAD.....don't make me....
Irina: Come on honey....seriously....it's not all that hard to do. Go get the vacum and I'll tell you how to use it.
explanation? They look disgusted! but it's hilarious!
submitted by "Andrea :)"

Vaughn: what is that......?
Sydney: ah crap the wind changed direction and my face is stuck like this.
Irina: *whistles* tralala
explanation? minds on the mission.........? ;-)
submitted by "whats in a name?"

Vaughn: oh look a penny
Sydney: Vaughn your love of pennies is going to have to wait
Irina: just kiss him already
submitted by "syd and vaughns daughter"

Vaughn: What is going on?!
Sydney: Wow! I've never seen vampire-looking people with red eyes before!
Irina: Guys... wake up! It's Alias - expect anything!
anonymous contribution

Vaughn: Wow, you and your mom have an identical body.
Sydney: Ewww.
Irina: Do you want me to kill him? Because i can...
submitted by "G"

Vaughn: nice view
Sydney: i can't move
Irina: why am i so suprised?
submitted by "idk"

Vaughn: Wow, she's hot
Sydney: Is Vaughn staring at me?
Irina: Kids...
submitted by "Sydney"

Vaughn: i can't look!
Sydney: daddy?!
Irina: i'm gonna bust you up!
submitted by "Hil22"

Vaughn: Don't look at him. Do not look at him! Sydney does take after her father!
Sydney: Aah! I did not expect to see that!
Irina: Jack it's nothing I've not seen before. A little boring really.
explanation? They've just walked in on Jack changing.
submitted by "Alias Lover from UK"

Sydney: I'm dressing up as my boyfriend's dead ex-wife. Well that's something i never thought i'd say!
submitted by "Jess"

Sydney: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and witty, and gay!!!! AHHH!!!!!!! Vaughn I warned you not to sneak up on me when I'm pretending to be Lauren!!
submitted by "*Phoenix* > o <"

Sydney: Oh crap! I slipped! Do you think anyone will notice my eyebrows are uneven?
submitted by "perefalc"

Sydney: "I hope this guy likes blondes"
explanation? getting ready to kick a$$
submitted by "Julia"

Sydney: crap, this zit just won't go away.
submitted by "James bond Fan 007"

Sydney: hmmm. does this shade make me look fat? If you say yes, i'm gonna kick your a$$
submitted by "name-less"

Sydney: This look reminds me of somebody....Lauren. My god I hated her.
explanation? well, she does look a bit like Lauren
submitted by "Cipher"

Sydney: Like, omigaw! I am so BLOND!
explanation? Duh! You should keep the wig, it works for you
submitted by "Sha Nay Nay"

Sydney: Now no-one will notice those spots
explanation? Syd uses a felt tip pen to cover up her spots
submitted by "becca"

Sydney: I look good with this wig
explanation? I like this Pic
anonymous contribution

Sydney: I'm gonna kill Sark for shaving off my eye brows, now I gotta draw em on.
explanation? Sark shaved off her eye brows when she was sleeping.
submitted by "Simon Cowell fan 10-07-1959>2006=47yrs"

Sydney: If I hear one note of Joe Cocker, I'll kill him.
explanation? Sydney prepares for 9 1/2 Weeks roleplaying with Vaughn to spice up their bedroom life.
submitted by "Sarklust"

Sydney: i #$%^ing hate this
anonymous contribution

Sydney: Hmmm, I don't know. Dixon am I putting too much on? Give me some feedback here. Maybe i should of been a brunette...
explanation? she's very self-conscious on missions
submitted by "Clever"

Sydney: Will he still love me tomorrow? Who am I kidding, I'm Sydney Bristow - of course he will!
submitted by "Mary"

Sydney: I guess I can make more money dancing at stripclubs in Cabo!
explanation? Thinking about having a less risky career..
submitted by "Cranberry"

Sydney: How do I looK? Real enough to you?
explanation? catherine Hepburn in breakfast at tifany's, and sydney asks Michael if she looks like his wife
anonymous contribution

Sydney: After this outfit. If Vaughn doesn't notice me he must be gay.
submitted by "Eric Ware"

Sydney: Now who do i look like????........uhhhh lauren good i hate her so much. vaughn should've let me kill her but w/e this wig is working i am gonna keep it and scare Vaghn
Vaughn: AHHHH DIE AGAIN BANG BANG LAUREN IS DEAD AGAIN... WUPS IT WAS SYD
submitted by "ALias Lover`124`14"

Sydney: OMG i just nosticed i look like lauren ....... ewwww
Vaughn: Ahhhhhh DIE LAUREN DIE
submitted by "FABULUOS ALIAS FAN"

Sydney: He just doesn't listen to me anymore.
Sark: Mr. Vaughn, is this true?
Vaughn: Well...she does it too!
explanation? Syd and Vaughn in couples' counseling with Sark... who would have thunk?!
submitted by "Melissa"

Sydney: Do you smell that?
Sark: hmm? Smell?? I was admiring the stain on your jacket. Can I lick it off?
Vaughn: (thinking to himself) Man....I really want to make out with Syd right now.....*sigh*
explanation? Just sitting in the plane waiting to land...random things
submitted by "Andrea ;)"

Sydney: Vaughn looks angry.
Sark: How can I get rid of Vaughn so I can finally have what I've always wanted?
Vaughn: He touches her....
explanation? Vaughn is trying to layout the mission but he keeps noticing Sark staring at Sydney.
submitted by "Deena"

Sark: I'm just a little blue eyed bunny looking pensively...
submitted by "Spectra16"

Vaughn: Hey guys, guys. Do you want to cuddle???
Sydney: I would if we didn't have to babysit the kid.
Sark: Please Syd, could we?! I've always wanted to cuddle.
submitted by "Phoenix <o>"

Sydney: I wonder if that light could work as a bug zapper?
Sark: I really really have to fart right now
Vaughn: I wonder what sark is wearing under that?
anonymous contribution

Sydney: ok,what's the mission about?
Sark: finding BIG MAMA.
Vaughn: it'sa big mission.
explanation? they are so friendly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
submitted by "shervin"

Sydney: * I wonder if he still remembers that incident in North Korea?*
Sark: * I still can't believe she tried to do that to me in North Korea!*
Vaughn: *If he makes one wrong move, I'll finish what Syd started in North Korea.*
submitted by "Katy"

Sydney: ok you have to fight for my love i can only choose one of you.FIGHT.fight for my love
Sark: what the hell? i dont even love you
Vaughn: And i'm engaged to you
explanation? they're both looking at syd admirably
submitted by "phoenix"

Sark: So how much are the Donald Duck comics gonna cost me?
explanation? Sark has a hidden (and quite childish) side
submitted by "The Dane"

Sydney: So, when is this book report due?
Sark: I don't know. I hate these things!
Vaughn: Do you think they'd care if it repeated the one from last year?
anonymous contribution

Sydney: I love michael vartan
Sark: Meeee too!
Vaughn: Thanks...i think
submitted by "j.j"

Sydney: Vaughn, you look good in this lighting.
Sark: And what about me, don't I look good too?
Vaughn: You're a villian, you look bad.
anonymous contribution

Jennifer Garner as Sydney: "Did I forget my lines again?"
David Anders as Sark: "Has the director said cut yet?"
Michael Vartan as Vaughn: "I'm not sure, let's just sit here and stare at each other."
explanation? What goes on while filming a scene of ALIAS.
submitted by "Terry and Simon Coe"

Sark: happy couple my @$$
anonymous contribution

Sydney: Guys, I have to tell you both something.
Sark: Is it about the North Korea thing?
Vaughn: No, we promised to never speak of the Simon Cowell incident.
explanation? sydney did sumptin with simon cowell in north korea
submitted by "Hellen Zass"

Sydney: This jacket is very uncomfortable
Sark: My you're looking brilliant today Sydney
Vaughn: Wait, why are we meeting in a plane?
submitted by "j-dot"

Sydney: is sark trying to think of how to kill me?
Sark: a pick axe? a gun? no i'll throw her into freezing water oh wait already tryed! i've run out of creative ways to kill people...again!
Vaughn: oh no he's going to try an kill her...again!
submitted by "syd J.B."

Sark: Naughty kids. Now you are punished. No TV for a week.
Vaughn: It's not fair! She started first!
Sydney: It won't happen again... I promise to be a good girl...
submitted by "Matrix"

Sydney: Whatta ya mean Joe is not a real millioniare?! He lives in that big house and he has one of those english butler guys!
Sark: *sigh*...ok, so she's not exactly the brightest crayon in the box...she's still freakn' hot though. Thank God for that.
Vaughn: It's a fake reality show, Sydney. Get over it.
submitted by "BlackBird2"

Sydney: My name is Sydney. I've been sober for two years.
Sark: Hello, Sydney.
Vaughn: Welcome to AA.
explanation? They're at an AA meeting.
submitted by "kelsey"

Sydney: *stares*
Sark: Now, both of you better speak or no dessert.
Vaughn: ...
explanation? Vaughn and Sydney have been naughty
submitted by "Pramita"

Sydney: Don't Look At Me
Sark: You're Not The Woman I Thought You Were
Vaughn: Syd, What Did You Do?
submitted by "Tonya (Syd B.)"

Sydney: Sark, You seriously had a full house?
Sark: That's right, now pay up
Vaughn: Man! That's the fifth hand I've lost!
explanation? poker game
submitted by "Ben"

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