Sloane: Sydney, instead of going on a mission, you're going on a date with my godson, he's like me, just a bit less evil
submitted by "syd88"

Sloane: Here we have a horrible looking Backstreet Boy clone...
submitted by "Deena"

Sloane: People, this is our most dangerous mission ever. We must capture Matthew McConaughey for subjecting us to Sahara. Sure, it may not look like him, but trust me, it is.
submitted by "Lisa"

Sloane: Here in this photo is a bomb maker, but also a very good looking man that --
Sydney (Off Screen): I never knew you were gay.
submitted by "Kelai"

Sloane: This is what I will look like after my plastic surgery
explanation? He is getting plastic surgery
submitted by "Terry Coe/Spykid"

Sloane: this is me, back in highschool
explanation? sloane is telling of his friendship with jack
submitted by "bianca cordova"

Sloane: ...and this *points to screen* is my rather attractive figure from way back in 72.
explanation? Sloane's a vain b@stard.
submitted by "Lexi"

Sloane: And then this man killed my dog Fifi. I want him hunted down and killed.
submitted by "Becky"

Sloane: Sydney, Nadia - we have just discovered you have a half brother....it would seem Irina was quite popular with the men.
explanation? Irina cheated on Jack with Sloane and who knows who else?
submitted by "Wild4Weiss"

Sloane: Seriously, he's my favorite Mickey Mouse club kid.
submitted by "Spectra16"

Sloane: Do I sound nervous? Is my voice shaky?
explanation? He is giving a mission briefing and knew the guy and so he's nervous
submitted by "Meli"

Sloane: uh, jack, a little help, i think i pressed the wrong remote button. my mug shot from before my laser surgery isn't supposed to be up here!!
Jack: well, arvin, you insisted on taking the remote from me! you're such a selfish baby!!!
submitted by "SydVaughn Fan 4evr"

Sloane: this is who I am picking for my computer date
explanation? I thought it would be funny
submitted by "Sarah Nash"

Sloane: First let me thank you all again for locating my daughter Nadia.I ask that you now help me locate my son.
explanation? Arvin having to ask for help locating his son.
submitted by "Angie"

Sloane: Sydney, This is your long lost brother.
explanation? Irina had a son
submitted by "Max A.K.A. spykid"

Sloane: I'm thinking about plastic surgery, how's this look?
submitted by "Kit"

Sloane: this man is Jack Devillois
explanation? HE is one of the world's most dangerious spies
submitted by "Jamsine Echols"

Sloane: This is Max, My High School sweet heart.
Nadia (off-screen): What?!!!
submitted by "Hank Willams"

Sloane: And this is how NOT to do plastic surgery
submitted by "Catsy83"

Sloane: Now, what do you think of his style? I could pull that off right?
submitted by "Elizabeth M."

Sloane: This is me before. Never lay on a chenille bedspread after you get a Botox Injection.
submitted by "Kai"

Sloane: As you can see in this photo, this man is in need of a serious make-over. Marshall, you're in charge of the eyebrows. And Jack, could you do something about his hair; I was thinking some highlights.....
submitted by "Elliebee2003"

Announcer: Next week on Alias, Sloane discovers the miracle of the time machine.
Sloane: This is me in high school. High school was the glory days. With Marshall's new time machine I can go back...
submitted by "Kelia"

Sloane: Sydney, you rescued you sister. She helped me find Rambaldi artifacts. Now you need to find my son. He is even more connected to Rambaldi, so he'll be a greater help. Oh yes, I'm sure he likes girls.
Sydney (off-screen): No way. He is so ugly.
submitted by "Truth_Takes_Time"

Sloane: Just a reminder, I'm on the good side now.
Marshall (off screen): But, uh, Mr. Sloane, no offense, but it was more fun when you were evil.
submitted by "Keli"

Jack: Oh...Sloane. I was just...checking the SD-6 computer network because Marshall asked me to.
explanation? Jack is covering up for his action to get information for the CIA.
submitted by "Deena"

Jack: Now this is quite embarrassing, my fingers are stuck.
submitted by "Kit"

Jack: Sydney, even though you're a machine, I still love you.
explanation? he's crazy
submitted by "Suzie"

Jack: Does anyone know how to work Tivo?
submitted by "Al"

Jack: Well this is not a good time to get caught. Irina? I thought you were dead.
explanation? Usually he ends up not getting caught by IRINA.
submitted by "Rebecca"

Jack: This is too heavy to lift. Where's Elektra when you need her?
submitted by "Lisa"

Jack: what was that? sorry, i'm too busy saving the world here
submitted by "Lizzydearest"

Jack: Does anyone know how this freakin' machine works??
explanation? He is thinking this as he looks around at the people next to him. He is trying to figure out how to work the very complicated machine!! ;-)
submitted by "Jennifer R."

Jack: Sydney, Vaughn is an ex-Alliance member.
explanation? in the fourth season finale, Vaughn hinted that he was a double agent.
submitted by "Spykid"

Jack: This IS my happy-go-lucky look.
explanation? Remember when Jack first walked in, pretending to be all perky-ish? Now look at his face...
submitted by "Moira"

Jack: I'm not really a technician nanananana!!
submitted by "clo"

Jack: i can't belive i'm breaking the law
explanation? weird look on his face
submitted by "aly Keihl"

Jack: Sloane, soon you will have free cable plus the movie package.
explanation? Jack is hookin Sloane up with free cable.
submitted by "Max Burdett"

Jack: If I crash the server, no one can read all those embarassing fanfiction stories.
submitted by "Ranger"

Jack: HAS IT WORKED YET?
submitted by "SARAH"

Jack: Excuse me.
explanation? Obvious
submitted by "Lindsey"

Jack: Marshall, hurry up with the butter!
explanation? Fingers are stuck.
submitted by "James Bond"

Jack: Is the bathroom light on yet?
explanation? Blew a Fuse.
submitted by "GoldFinger"

Jack: Ahh! This is the last time I fix the SD-6 server!
explanation? Jack has to fix the SD-6 server and he pinched his finger.
submitted by "James Bond 007"

Jack: Get the #@%^ out of here!
explanation? The guard is approching...
submitted by "Valley Forge"

Jack: My finger's stuck
explanation? It could happen to the best of us, even spies...
submitted by "Adam Armstrong"

Jack: I hope JJ doesn't catch me stealing equipment!
submitted by "Geminigal"

Jack: Hey look! it's a piano!
submitted by "Shaynah"

Jack: What's a sea prompt?
submitted by "Spectra16"

Jack: Time to watch a movie Marshall made for me 'The History of the Spork'
submitted by "Kelai"

Jack: Hey, You're not suposed to look! Now I have to rehide the easter eggs.
explanation? Easter egg hunt
submitted by "George Edas"

Jack: this is what happens when I dont pay attention. I flick the wrong switch. .... (Big explosion)
explanation? would make me laugh
submitted by "Elmo"

Jack: Sloane? Oh um . . . I was just uh . . . changing my profile picture on the Alias fan site. . . yeah! That's it!
submitted by "Spectra16" (again)

Jack: Why are these systems so easy to crack?, i can do this without looking, see no eyes
explanation? Jack's so experienced he dont have to even look at what he is doing
submitted by "Blue_Bird"

Jack: hey pull my finger
explanation? world's oldest joke?
submitted by "will.tip.pin"

Jack: Now... connect this to that and.... bingo.... The irina xmas party footage!
submitted by "Alexa"

Jack: how do these work again?
explanation? you old guys always cracking jokes!
submitted by "shell"

Sydney: what is he doing here?
Vaughn: what is bothering her?
explanation? her mother's death
submitted by "mimi"

Sydney: hi,glad to see you
Vaughn: what's going on between you and your dad?
submitted by "kali"

Sydney: Vaughn, what are you doing?
Vaughn: Wow! If I turn my head to the side you do look like Jennifer Anniston!
submitted by "alias4ever"

Sydney: wish he'd look at me
Vaughn: These railings area excellently crafted
submitted by "sydney_beautiful"

Vaughn: I like this plant.
submitted by "Spectra16"

Sydney: Vaughn would you come over here please and help me with supper?
Vaughn: OOO... dust bunnies
explanation? Looks like Vaughn is looking at something on the floor.
submitted by "Phoenix"

Sydney: I wonder where Sydney is.
Vaughn: I'm right here. So glasses do make a good disguise. I'm gonna use these babies on my next mission.
submitted by "Lisa"

Sydney: Well it's not slightly obvious that he's staring at me then looking at that plant
Vaughn: She really thinks im looking at her... Gee this plant looks nice
submitted by "Tim"

Sydney: 'tear' Vaughn, how many times do I have to tell you, I hate brussel sprouts. You NEVER listen to me!!!! I'm leaving you !
Vaughn: Syd, come on, next time I promise I'll get the carrots instead!!!
submitted by "LOSTinALIAS"

Sydney: Hey Ho!
Vaughn: Have you been killing people again honey?
explanation? Vaughn sees many dead bodies in the living room
submitted by "Naomi + Katie"

Sydney: Should i stick the key in his salad or bread? Wonder what Donovan's bed will look like there?
Vaughn: Wonder what Donovan's bed will look like there?
explanation? Hello they should move in together!
submitted by "ME"

Sydney: Hey I'm back - Uhh, Syd? Can you tell me why there's an unconscious Pizza delivery guy in the corner?
Vaughn: I really don't like anchovies.
submitted by "Isis"

Sydney: *thinking* "god he's hot, but does he have to turn his head at such an angle where everybody can see the size of his nose??!!
Vaughn: *thinking* " honestly, syd, i love you, but, you look better without glasses AND bangs!!"
explanation? every "perfect couple" has their faults!! :)
submitted by "SydVaughn Fan 4evr"

Sydney: i bet if i don't look at him he won't see me.
Vaughn: i see the tree, now where did sydney go?
explanation? not looking at each other
submitted by "will.tip.pin"

Vaughn: What is that smell?
Sydney: Sloane was just here
submitted by "Felix Leiter"

Sydney: you're late, vaughn. explain.
Vaughn: erh... i was attacked by a giant monkey. where's nadia?
explanation? vaugn is being sarcastic. sydney laughs after he says that
submitted by "sammy"

Sydney: Wa...wa...why won't you look at me!!!
Vaughn: Honey, those glasses are hideous!
submitted by "Deena"

Vaughn: Nice carpet.
Sydney: Can you see the blood stain from that thug I killed earlier?
explanation? Sydney is a murderer!
submitted by "Shazza"

Sydney: What did you get us?
Vaughn: D*mn, I thought I forgot your feminine products!!
submitted by "vanessa"

Vaughn: Look this way, look this way
Sydney: Don't look at him, don't look at him
anonymous submission

Sydney: Vaughn I'm so sorry, there's another man here with me, I'm too ashamed to say who it is so look for yourself.
Vaughn: I cant believe this $#!+ who the %^&* is it?!
Sydney: ok its marshall...
explanation? Vaughn is coming home to sydney but she is too ashamed that marshall is in her bedroom
submitted by "stephanie"

Sydney: I'm Waiting
Vaughn: What in the *&^% is she doing?
explanation? They're waiting on each other to say something
submitted by "Heather"

Vaughn: Anyone want some hot tea?
explanation? he looks like he is on fire
submitted by "Mrs. Vaughn"

Michael Vartan: Ouch! Damnit, now my chin is bleeding! That's the last time I reach down to pick up my prop fork. Next time if it falls, it stays.
explanation? Actor MV dropped his prop fork and hit his chin on the table while preparing to shoot a scene.
submitted by "writergirl47"

Vaughn: WOW! That was some good stuff!
explanation? Vaughn drank whatever is in the pitcher
submitted by "Andrea :)"

Vaughn: Chrome!!! I'm getting weaker...
explanation? Vaughn is apparently afraid of chrome as superman is afraid of krytonite
submitted by "Bianca"

Vaughn: Ooo I can see myself
explanation? mirror
submitted by "BSC"

Vaughn: Blehck, you call this coffee!!!
submitted by "BSC"

Vaughn: Up, up and away!
submitted by "Lisa"

Vaughn: what the &^%$?!
explanation? he is dodging something
submitted by "samantha knaak"

Vaughn: That IS a gold decoration...
explanation? Vaughn discovers what's on the teapot...
submitted by "Shannon Honisett"

Vaughn: *singing* Duck in cover! Duck in cover! Duck in cover cuz the bombs are comin' down!
submitted by "Spectra16"

Vaughn: D*mn it! Can't a mission ever go the way it's suppsed to???
submitted by "Allison"

Sydney (offscreen): God, Vaughn, it's just a coffee pot!!!
Vaughn: Hey, gimme a break! You never know what's in there...
submitted by "SydVaughn Fan 4ever"

Vaughn: can't i eat my dinner without being attacked!
explanation? someone's attacking him while he is eating.
submitted by "sammy"

Vaughn: No, Hide me!!!!
explanation? J Lo's lookin for him.
submitted by "Dr. Evil-and #2"

Vaughn: The brits love their tea don't they.
explanation? he's looking into the tea set (said as a joke)
submitted by "Eviewan"

Vaughn: D*mmit I lost my teeth
explanation? said as if gumming words
submitted by "emma"

Vaughn: darn that coffee pot is hot
explanation? Vaughn burnt his hand on coffee pot
submitted by "santa clause"

Vaughn: No one will find me here!
explanation? Playing a game of hide and go seek
submitted by "Alias lover for ever"

Vaughn: What does the flight attendent always ask??
explanation? coffee, tea, or milk... or Glock 9 under the table.
submitted by "Mario"

Vaughn: dame girl, put sum clothes on
explanation? vaughn trying 2 hide from syd gettin changed
submitted by "Vaughn's hottie"

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