Sydney: Have you figured out the code?
Sloane: Almost. It says 'Syd is a sp'...I can't make out the last part. Worthless document.
anonymous contribution

Sydney: ::thinking:: Hmm...I wonder if he knows that I'm not loyal to SD-6...it might look obvious considering I'm looking so suspiciously tonight...I should have gone with a red.
Sloane: ::thinking:: He, he, he...she thinks I don't know?
submitted by "Deena"

Sydney: What are you reading?
Sloane: None of your business, go on another mission.
submitted by "Michelle"

Sloane: Syd I can't believe you got a D in gym, you're grounded!
Sydney: I'm sorry
explanation? the whole thing when sloane thought he was syd's dad
submitted by "Erin"

Sydney: I have cleavage up to my chin, and all he's interested in is the d@#$ paper!
submitted by "j"

Sloane: Hey! If I tilt my head like this, does my receding hairline seem less obvious?
Sydney: No. But nice try, forehead-man.
submitted by "j"

Sydney: i dont like this story
Sloane: sh im at the best part
anonymous contribution

Sydney: What's that?
Sloane: These are your grade school transcripts. You failed home economics in the eighth grade. So that's why no one ever sees you cook for yourself or do your laundry.
submitted by "Richie"

Sydney: It's funny. I always pictured Rambaldi as a guy.
Sloane: Whoops, how did pictures of Halle Berry get here?
submitted by "Lisa"

Sydney: what is that suppose to be?
Sloane: a code to my safe in this house
submitted by "Mandy"

Sydney: So...this is one of your baby pictures?
Sloane: Yeah....I was one ugly baby!
submitted by "syd88"

Sydney: Is this the Rambaldi manuscript?
Sloane: No, it's my bank statement.
anonymous contribution

Sydney: So this is the super spy stuff I'm learning about? Plans on how to make a toaster oven?
Sloane: Yes, well, it comes in very handy in a tight spot you know, and Rambaldi really was a genius far ahead of his time...He even has a way to make sure the toast doesn't burn!!!
submitted by "Sarah"

Vaughn: Can you hear me now?
anonymous contribution

Vaughn: No i have not had a nose job. Stop looking at me like that!
explanation? his nose was hooked in the first and part of the second season... he's had a nose job
submitted by "Christina"

Vaughn: I work for the CIA and I end up fixing the doughnut shop fuse box?!?
Weiss (off-screen): Well hurry up man, cause they growling like a pack of wolves in here!
explanation? All agents looooove doughnuts
submitted by "Alexa"

Vaughn: Damn fuses are always blowing when I'm watching the game
explanation? Vaughn turns everything into a mission
submitted by "joey"

Vaughn: Did you say "cut the blue wire" or "my grandma is on fire?"
submitted by "Zach"

Vaughn: Oh, crap, I forgot to shave this morning...
explanation? See the stubble?
submitted by "Jen"

Vaughn: Yes, I know there's a bomb going off in a few seconds but I need to know if my hair looks ok.
explanation? Vaughn is more obsessed with looks than distruction.
submitted by "Anna"

Vaughn: mom...I need to ask ...What? No, I'm not on Millionare... Calling for a quick reminder ..Red is positive ...black is...no ..red is neg...acckkkk!!
submitted by "ejk"

Vaughn: Marshal which wire? I can't watch the game without cable
explanation? wants free cable hookup
submitted by "Terry Coe"

Vaughn: No, I'm not finished - MacGyver couldn't fix this!
explanation? huge MacGyver fan here ;)
submitted by the webmistress

Vaughn: D*mmit, Syd! Did you put itching powder in my aftershave AGAIN?!
explanation? It looks like he's scratching his face/hair...
submitted by "Jen (again)"

Vaughn: I've gotta remember that you can't run the microwave and access Echelon at the same time.....
explanation? Blew a fuse
submitted by "VeryReal1968"

Vaughn: ok so which one of these knobby things will turn the tv back on?
submitted by "lyz"

Vaughn: What do you mean I just lost $6,000 on the nights game?
explanation? he just lost $6,000 on an NHL game
submitted by "Kit Felix"

Vaughn: Hey man i'm at the Power box - what's next?
explanation? Don't touch the red botten ' and don't fry yourself
submitted by "Terry"

Vaughn: Hello, Joey's Pizza?
explanation? He seems to be making a phonecall
submitted by "Paula"

Vaughn: no. seriously. Babe was NOT really talking. I'm dead serious! It was all computer graphics! Ok fine. whatever. Hey, I gotta get back to work.
submitted by "Andrew Latham"

Weiss: Look, it's Jack!
Sydney: Where?
Weiss: Oh, wait, it's the guy from Titanic. Get those two mixed up all the time.
submitted by "Lisa"

Weiss: Yes, I would like the fire red mustang over there. It'll impress Nadia and she'll want me.
Sydney: You're a dork.
explanation? Weiss and Nadia need to hook up.
submitted by "celestia"

Weiss: Ooh donuts! Big donuts!
Sydney: What's donuts?
explanation? He eats; she don't
submitted by "SarahFM"

Weiss: uhh.. no.. I'm not sleeping with your sister...hey look, its your father.
Sydney: Weiss, I didn't ask that. And, we're undercover in a stripper bar... why would my... dad?!
submitted by "Dru"

Weiss: Is she looking at me?
Sydney: Weiss, pay attention!
submitted by "oocia"

Weiss: Hey, look at that. Sloane's dancing with a giant hampster in his underware!
Sydney: Are You Drunk?
explanation? Weiss had a little too much to drink
submitted by "Terry Coe/spykid"

Weiss: Hey!! Look it's Madonna!!!
Sydney: Shush! I told you not to drink so much.
explanation? He looks lke he had a few
submitted by "Kayla"

Weiss: hey look dancing lobsters.
Sydney: are you drunk?
explanation? had a little too mush to drink
submitted by "sponge kid 14"

Weiss: Hey Syd, I see sark over there.
Sydney: Really!!!! How do I look?
explanation? Sydney is excited to see sark
submitted by "Robyn"

Weiss: Pardon me, sir, do you have any grey poupon?
Sydney: Oh Weiss, you're so funny...I should be dating you instead of stick-in-the mud Vaughn
explanation? Weiss' sense of humor makes him SEXY!!
submitted by "Wild4Weiss"

Weiss: hey, look, over there. it's vaughn and lauren
Sydney: i am not falling for that one again
submitted by "treen"

Weiss: I am NOT drunk, look I can touch my nose
submitted by "Jessica"

Weiss: There's the door, in case you don't like my company
Sydney: oh really?? I am going to Arvin Sloane then!
submitted by "Vera Sloane"

Weiss: It's Sloane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sydney: Oh no.
submitted by "Caleb"

Dixon: Maybe if I wear this hat, no one will know who I am. Finally! I'll be able to write my morbid poetry without worrying what other people think!
submitted by "guinevere"

Dixon: i can't see with this hat on my head...
anonymous contribution

Dixon: I realy hope this works...
explanation? thinking to one's self
submitted by "syd-me"

Dixon: and then a left on 47th and i'm there ?
explanation? looks like he is writing down directions
submitted by "scully (always looking at the obvious)"

Dixon: o, please, this hat doesn't look that bad!
explanation? some really annoying nurse is giving him grief over his hat
submitted by "Lizbliz"

Dixon: Syd, be careful he is heading your way
explanation? sydney could be discovered
submitted by "Amanda"

Dixon: If I have 2 key cards and I divide them by 15 electronic chips . . . Oh, I knew I should've paid attention in math class.
submitted by "Lisa"

Dixon: who is really my boss?
Sydney: it doesn't matter now...just RUNNN!!!
Dixon: please not again...
submitted by "Ignis"

Dixon: woah...did that crossdresser hit on me?!
submitted by "precarious personata"

Dixon: How much is this gonna cost?
explanation? looks like he has to pay for something.
submitted by "Terry Coe/Spykid"

Dixon: Personaly I wear the hat because I'm obviously Irish!
submitted by "LadyBelle"

Dixon: Guys, I'm picking up some food for us all to eat. I need to take orders!
submitted by "Kelai"

Dixon: what in the heck?
explanation? saw something weird
submitted by "aliaslover"

Dixon is in the unemployment line.
explanation? Sloane got fed up -who needs Dixon what does he do any way?
submitted by "Madthinker26"

Dixon: call my hat stupid again and I'll kill you.!
explanation? someone called his hat stupid and he's offended by it.
submitted by "Spykid A.K.A. Terry Coe"

Dixon: Do I sign here?
explanation? He looks like he's looking for reassurance
submitted by "Paige"

Dixon: He's watching someone in a hospital
explanation? He needs photos of this person
submitted by "Jordan"

Dixon: $%#^* stupid mother effing CIA! There was nothing about stupid hats and drawing classes in the job description!
submitted by "Auryn"

Dixon: I hate that Sark! He has the body I've always wanted!
explanation? He is jealous of Julian Sark.
submitted by "Deena"

Dixon: syd hold still for a moment, you do realise my drawings aren't as good as rambaldi's
explanation? syd gets dixon to draw her because she doesn't think rambaldi's is accurate enough
submitted by "syd88"

Dixon: I can't see with this hat on. It's toooooooooo big!
explanation? hat is too big
submitted by "Spykid"

Dixon: Hmmm. To be or not to be? I hate Lit. Class
explanation? Dixon just looks so bored, kinda like I do in Lit. Class
submitted by "Princess Black Rose. AKA Elektra Le Fey"

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