Buffy: And you were thinking, what? A little helpless co-ed before bed?
Buffy: I don't think the forces of darkness are even trying.
Spike: 'Cause the big bad is back.
Xander: Co-ed dating prospects who find townies sexy and dangerous…what? I can dream.
Buffy: So much for your predictable blankie theory, Will.
Buffy: Hey, why not? The Stones can keep rollin', why can't Giles?
Xander: Isn't home that empty place you're trying to escape?
Buffy: Color me bored.
Willow: You did better than me. This is so unfair! Oh! You made me jealous of you academically!
Willow: How come you didn't tell me I look like a crazy birthday cake?
Buffy: I thought that was the point.
Willow: I flog and punish.
Xander: If you're doin' it, I think you should be able to say it.
Xander: Wild monkey-love? Or tender Sarah McLachlan-love?
Xander: Or the girl caught the guy in one of the 7 annual minutes he is legitimately too preoccupied to…do it.
Buffy: Oz? Oz, are you okay? If it's possible, you seem more monosyllabic than usual.
Oz: I know how it feels…I remember.
Willow: Oh, so what? This is payback? I had this coming?
Buffy: Oz, now might be a good time for your trademark stoicism.
Buffy: Giles, I've never seen her like this. It's like it hurts too much to form words.
Giles: You've…felt that way yourself and you got through it.
Buffy: Yeah, I ran away and went to hell and then got through it.
Willow: Well, that could be a problem cause people: kind of a planetary epidemic.
Oz: My whole life, I've never loved anything else.
