Laugh Lines, Love Lines

Waiting in the Wings  

Cordelia: At ease, soldier. Just like to hear it every now and then. Get a little of the love. Something, anyway. I was the ditsiest bitch in Sunnydale, coulda had any man I wanted; now I'm all superhero-y and the best action I can get is an invisible ghost who's good with a loofah.
Wesley: Sorry, I missed that last part.
Cordelia: You are a gentleman.

Cordelia: So! What's up with you? Hey, you went with the dark colors today! It's a look.
Angel: Ask me why I'm smiling.
Cordelia: I will because it's scaring me.

Angel: Oh yeah. I saw their production of Giselle in 1890 -- cried like a baby. And I was evil!

Gunn: This is not Mahta Hari. This is tutus, and the guys with their big-ass packages jumping up and down...this is just...I will never trust you again. The trust is gone.

Angel: Seeing real ballet, live, it's...it's like another world. Gunn, these guys are tight, and you're gonna be tripping out.
Gunn: Don't be using my own phrases when we've lost the trust.

Fred: And then we gotta find a dress for you. Something that'll make Angel crazy.
Cordelia: Fred, sweetie, Angel IS crazy.

Angel: Stop saying that! And stop calling me pastries.

Gunn: So this is what your promises are worth. I'm having a lot of trust issues at this time in my life.
Fred: I'm sorry, it's just... My God, you're so pretty!

Angel: Back in the day, I'd always get box seats... or eat the people who had 'em.
Cordelia: Don't let's reminisce. We're here. Enjoy.

Fred: That's impossible! We're watching the exact same troupe you saw in 1990?
Gunn: Uh, I think he said 1890.
Fred: Oh. Okay, that's much more impossible.

Gunn: That would also explain the precision, and the athleticism. I mean, some of those jumps...You know, I was cool before I met y'all.

Cordelia: Dancing vampires. Who's not scared?

Angel: I think I'm gonna have to go with my patented Sudden Burst of Violence.

Cordelia: Open the damn door...
Angel: Kinda hard...
Cordelia: Kinda noticed...

Cordelia: It's a clue! Those spirits, or energy or whatever, are still in there so we can find out what happened! We have to go back in.
Angel: I'm marveling at the wrongness of that idea.
Cordelia: You wanna wander around backstage like Spinal Tap for the next... ever?

Angel: What if there is no more talking in that scene? Look, I've been possessed by the spirits of old lovers before, it never goes well.

Cordelia: Up to his ass in demon gore, fine, but ask him to mack on a hottie and he wigs. My champion, ladies and gentlemen.

Angel: You all right?
Cordelia: Yeah. We gotta move.
Angel: You think they're not dead?
Cordelia: You just looked really hot doing that.
Angel: Oh.
Cordelia: Yeah.
Angel: Run.

Angel: Yeah. You love her that much? Start a website.

Cordelia: You know, we should probably just not talk about our little adventure. Anything that might have been seen, anything that might have been, oh, perky --

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