Laugh Lines, Love Lines

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Lorne: Smashing. Listen. I know I've been a wee bit jumpy the last couple of days, but - did I hear a scream?
Angel: Oh, it's just Fred. I think it's a Texas thing.

Lorne: Sorry. I jumped ahead. That 'no' was the one that comes after you asking me to read Cordy again.
Angel: I wasn't - going to ask you that immediately. I was gonna build up to it subtly.

Angel: Wait! You should take her fuzzy slippers. Her feet get cold.
Connor: I know. She always stealing the covers.

Gunn: The girl kept me up all night. She is un-stoppable.
Angel: More than I need to know.
Fred: Did Charles tell you?
Angel: He-he didn't describe it.

Fred: I'm between Ed Witten and Brian Greene? Think Nomar Garciaparra and Sammy Sosa.
Angel: Fred's skipped the minors and went straight to the show.

Gunn: Listen, man, I'm gonna need simultaneous translating on this thing. You know, like the president with the Russians, but just give me the highlights.
Angel: No problem. Of course, I have no idea what she's talking about.
Gunn: Will you tell Fred that? If she thinks we're both stupid, I won't stand out as much.

Lilah: Yeah. Hulk smash.

Gunn: Think Daredevil one eighty one. I'm Bullseye, you're Electra. One wins one dies. Get what I'm saying?
Teen: Yeah. But we're kind of crushing the Dark Horses.

Gunn: Like the story about the girl, the cat and the peanut butter.
Angel: That one's true. Long story.

Teen: Yeah, like, you're Angel, right? There are whole forums on you in chat rooms, man! Who knew you actually, like, existed?!

Gunn: We're full up on interns. But the decoder ring's in the mail.

Angel: They talk about me in the chatty rooms?

Fred: No. To me. He's the son of a bitch that sent me to Pylea.

Fred: Acting like I'm all addlebrained talking about other dimensions. Pylea, never heard of it. Right! How about a flail whipping? Would that take a nice long time?
Angel: Hours if you do it right. Not that you should do it at all. - Ever.

Fred: You know what they say about payback? Well, I'm the bitch.

Angel: Come on! I'm holding your head!

Angel: Sucked into his own portal. Wish I could have seen his face.

Angel: It'll be okay. Run-in with a Voynok demon. Turns out they have nine lives.
Cordelia: Like a cat?
Angel: Only less stand off-ish.