Laugh Lines, Love Lines

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Andrew: Entertaining and educating.
Anya: Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?

Buffy: If you're running to catch the bus naked, that's a dream. Army of vicious vampire creatures, that's a vision. Also, I was awake.
Wood: A bus to where?

Wood: I don't know why any of you should trust each other. You've all been evil at some point, right?

Buffy: What? You stabbed Jonathan to death. What were you trying to do? Scratch his back from the front?