Laugh Lines, Love Lines


Anya: Piano!
Xander: Right. Piano. Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time. No, wait. That was a rocket launcher. Ahn, what are you talkin'?
Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment.
Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain. Let's keep thinking.

Ben: You know why I wanted to become a doctor?
Gronx: The flattering drawstring pants?

Xander: We gotta be Sergeant Rock! Cool and collected in the face of overwhelming odds.
Anya: Overwhelming? How much more than whelming would that be exactly?

Giles: What's he doing here?
Spike: Just out for a jaunt. Thought I'd swing by and say howdy.

Anya: Shouldn't somebody be asking if we're there yet? That's what small irritating children do, don't they?
Dawn: That kinda only works if you know where you're going.
Anya: Oh. Do we know where we're going yet?!

Xander: Anybody else a little queasy?
Anya: He doesn't travel well. He's like fine shrimp.

Xander: Just give it a rest or --
Spike: Or what? Gonna toss your cookies on my shoes?
Xander: --or you're going to be Undead Man Walking. See how fast you hitch a ride with a flaming thumb.

Spike: Yeah, no biggie. Look, skin's already stopped smoking. You go ahead and play peek-a-boo with Mr. Sunshine all you want. Keep the ride from getting boring.

Dawn: You're not fleeing. You're... moving at a brisk pace.
Buffy: Quaintly referred to in some cultures as the Big Scaredy Run Away.

Giles: Weapons?!
Spike: Hello! You're driving one!
Willow: Don't hurt the horsies!
Buffy: We won't. (whispers to Giles) Aim for the horsies.

Xander: We got company -- and they brought a Crusade!

Xander: Whoa, hey, uh... this is war, isn't it? And if there's one thing I've learned from Sergeant Rock, in war there are rules. Or at least there should be... if you're as "honorable" as you think you are. Plus we do have your General Forehead Guy.

Xander: I mention today how much I don't like you?
Spike: Might have slipped it in once or twice.

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