Laugh Lines, Love Lines


Xander: I don't know, creature of the night, Buff. He's probably out creaturing.

Xander: Why would a vampire lie about who sired him. What's that? Some kind of status symbol for the undead. My sire can beat up your sire.

Xander: OK, let's look at this objectively. Figure it out in a cold, impersonal, CSI-like manner 'cause we're a couple of carpet fibers away from a case.

Anya: Yeah, but you don't think so. OK, have you searched his room for clues? Trophies from victims? Killers like to keep trophies sometimes. Scalps, necklaces made from human teeth.

Anya: Better be, because if I get vamped, I'm gonna bite your ass.
Xander: Wouldn't be the first time.

Anya: All I'm saying is soulless Spike would have had me upside down and halfway to happy land by now.

Anya: I used to tell the truth all the time when I was evil.

Buffy: Oh, uh, actually, I need some help. I'm looking for this guy. Bleach-blonde hair, leather jacket, British accent? Kind of sallow, but in a hot way?
Bouncer: Yeah, yeah, I know the guy. Billy Idol wannabe?
Buffy: Actually, Billy Idol stole his look from - never mind.

Xander: Oh, and out of control serial killer. You're right, that is a great houseguest.

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