Laugh Lines, Love Lines

Same Time, Same Place  

Xander: I used yellow crayon. It was a thing from when I talked to Willow on the bluff. I hope she gets it.
Dawn: Oh, tell us again what you said.
Xander: Well, I was talking from my heart and I knew Evil Willow wasn't really ready to- You were kidding.

Buffy: We've heard the crayon speech a few times. Not that it's not great, of course.
Xander: I saved the world with talking from my mouth. My mouth saved the world.

Dawn: She didn't finish? She didn't finish being not evil?

Dawn: Well, if she's doing that-ducking Giles-then, she's evil, right?
Xander: Well, I've avoided Giles tons of times. Just meant I was lazy, not evil.
Buffy: I hope you're right, because defeating Lazy Willow-probably less hard.

Dawn: So Giles is blaming Giles, and we're blaming us. Is anyone gonna blame Willow? Oh, don't give me shock face. I mean, will anyone around here ever start asking for help when they need it?

Anya: What are you doing here? I thought you were with Giles studying how to not kill people.
Willow: I just got back.
Anya: Just got back, as in you're all better, or just got back to bring about a fiery apocalypse of death.

Anya: Here's something you should know about vengeance demons: We don't group with the "sorry." We prefer "Oh, God, please stop hitting me with my own rib bones."
Willow: Go on. Say whatever you want. Rib bones and so forth. I-I deserve it.
Anya: Then you won't mind? Well, then, that's no fun.

Anya: Oh, at the new high school, probably. Everyone's all about the high school. Buffy's got some kind of job there helping junior deviants, Spike's insane in the basement, Xander's there doing construction on the new gym-
Willow: Wait, Spike's what in the whatment?

Xander: Tough to look at.
Buffy: And yet my eyes refuse to look away. Stupid eyes.

Spike: Everyone's talking to me. No one's talking to each other.

Xander: Her boy? I'm her boy?

Willow: Something horrible killed a boy. Took his skin right off.
Anya & Willow: Was it you? No!

Anya: This isn't going to get all sexy, is it?

Anya: Hey look-that's me! Hello. What's that huge clump?
Willow: It's the high school. It's all hellmouthy is underneath.

Dawn: Then this is your guy. He laps up the blood. You could say it's like his natural beverage.
Xander: You're terrifying.

Xander: Should've put a leash on him.
Buffy: Yes, let's tie ourselves to the crazy vampire.

Dawn: It's smellementary. Also, I'm sure there's tons of stuff like this. You know, procedures we can use that don't involve magic spells. Just good solid detective work. And we can develop a database of tooth impressions and demon skin samples and I could wear high heels more often.
Buffy: Wow, that was so close to being empowered.

Spike: I'm insane. What's his excuse?

Dawn: Face up! Face up!
Xander: She's right, face up is better.

Xander: It'll be all right. We'll get you fixed up. You'll be doing limbo in no time.
Dawn: Yeah, as a pole.
Xander: No, not as a pole. I promise.

Buffy: Oh, got it. It says the paralysis is permanent. No, oh, wait, my bad. Permanent until the creature dies. Sorry.

Xander: Oh! You're poseable.
Buffy: She's poseable?
Anya: It's a common variety. Watch this.

Anya: But they're here. Buffy and Xander.
Willow: They came? They didn't leave me?
Anya: No, they didn't leave you. They can't see you.

Buffy: Wow. That's magic, right? I mean, when most people when they meditate don't get extra skin, right. 'Cause Clem should, like, cut back.

Willow: You know Giles says everything's part of the earth. This bed. The air. Us.
Buffy: Explains why my fingernails get dirty even when I don't do anything.
Willow: Plus you stuck your thumbs in a demon.
Buffy: True.

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