All quotes in Italics are from the time that did NOT happen. Except, it happened for Angel. *sigh* Whatever.
Cordelia: Batten down the hatches. Here comes hurricane Buffy.
Doyle: Maybe he's over her.
Cordelia: You have so much to learn, little Irish man.
Angel: Look, Buffy will always be a part of me, and that's never gonna change but she's human...and I'm not...and that's also never gonna change.
Angel: I didn't want to stir things up.
Cordelia: You don't want to stir, but if my ex came to town and was all stalking me in the shadows and then left and then he didn't even say hello, I'd be...
Buffy: A little upset. Wouldn't you?
Angel: Well, ummm...it's good to...can I get you anything?
Angel: It's complicated how this all happened, Buffy, you know. It's kind of a long story.
Buffy: Your new sidekick had a vision, I was in it, you came to Sunnydale?
Angel: Okay, maybe not that long.
Angel: I was in the neighborhood...skulking.
Doyle: Where we going?
Cordelia: Oh, they'll be into this for awhile, we still have time for a cappuccino and probably the director's cut of the Titanic.
Buffy: It was rude. We should go kill it.
Angel: I'm free.
Angel: I feel weird.
Buffy: I know. I do too. I...I mean, I only came to see you so I could tell you face to face not to...see me face to face anymore. And I know there's a flaw in that logic ointment somewhere but the next thing I knew we were being attacked by this mutant ninja demon thing and then we're on the floor, on top of each other and...it's just really confusing being around you.
Angel: No, I meant I felt weird from the demon's blood. It's powerful.
Buffy: Oh. 'Kay. Let's just rewind Buffy's little outburst and pretend it never happened.
Angel: I'm alive.
Doyle: He's alive, Cordelia.
Angel: I'm mortal now. I have a mortal body and...I...am...so...hungry!
Cordelia: Look out! He's gonna eat...everything in sight.
Angel: Oh my God. Food. This is unbelievable...this is so...I forgot how good it all tastes when you're alive.
Cordelia: Yeah, they didn't even have cookie-dough-fudge-mint-chip in your day.
Angel: Oh! I want some. Can you get that?
Cordelia: It'll go straight to your thighs.
Angel: Chocolate! Ohh, chocolate! I love chocolate...but not, as it turns out, yogurt. Ugh!
Doyle: Hey, what difference does it make, man? The demon's dead, you're alive. It's happy-fun time.
Angel: The gateway for lost souls...is under the post-office?
Doyle: Makes sense if you think about it.
Angel: Next time, remind me to bring a gift.
Doyle: I knew I forgot something.
Cordelia: Oh please. They've got the forbidden love of all time. They've been apart for months, now he's suddenly human? I'm sure they're down there just havin' tea and crackers.
Angel: I'm really sorry I kissed you like that.
Buffy: You are?
Angel: Not for the kiss itself.
Buffy: Good...I...I mean cause as far as kisses go, I thought it was well above average.
Angel: It was incredible.
Angel: I think maybe we'd be asking for trouble rushing back into things. Not that I don't want to rush. I do. Believe me.
Buffy: You spoke to the Oracles. And they did say you were cured for good. But, how do we know that they really speak for the Powers? I mean, they could be pranksters.
Angel: It would be smart to wait awhile, see if this mortal thing takes.
Buffy: And peanut-butter! Preferably crunchy.
Angel: Got it.
Buffy: You're human, for like a minute and already there's cookie-dough-fudge-mint-chip in the fridge.
Angel: God, I love food.
Angel: Why didn't you ever tell me about chocolate and peanut-butter?
Doyle: I'll finally be free to go out and make me own mark in the world.
Cordelia: We had a cat that used to do that.
Cordelia: What am I gonna do? I'm good for exactly two things: International superstardom or helping a vampire with a soul to rid the world of evil.
Doyle: Don't you wanna wake the girl?
Angel: Not for the world.
Angel: I asked them to turn me back.
Buffy: What?! Why?
Angel: Because more than ever, I know how much I love you.
Angel: How can we be together if the cost is your life?
Buffy: Everything we did?
Angel: It never happened.
Buffy: It did! It did! I know it did. I felt your heart beat.
Buffy: I'll never forget. I'll never forget. I'll never forget. I'll never forget.
Buffy: That was unreal. How did you know how to kill it?
Angel: It's a Mohra demon. I ummm...I've had a lot of time to catch up on my reading.
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