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Peace Out  

Jasmine: So much pain, suffering...must hurt so terribly.
Gunn: Don't get all gloaty. Not the worst beating we've ever taken.

Jasmine: I only wish it was within my power to take you back.
Fred: Nobody asked.

Jasmine: Where's Angel?
Wesley: You're omniscient. You tell us.

Gunn: You've got to be kidding me. You know what maggot-face looks like and you're still big with the worship?
Connor: I grew up in Quortoth, a hell dimension full of all sorts of things you can't even imagine. So, you know, appearance? Not that important to me.

High Priest: The true name is known only by the Keeper of the Name.
Angel: Right. That's you!
High Priest: No, I am the Guardian of the Word!
Angel: You said the Word is the Name.
High Priest: Yes, and I guard the keeper of it.
Angel: So you're the Keeper's keeper?
High Priest: I am the Guardian of the Word!
Angel: Yeah, okay, so where's this Keeper of the Name?

Connor: What did you do with her...exactly?
Jasmine: I told you. She's exactly where I need her to be, out of harm's way.
Connor: Yeah. I think I should know.
Jasmine: But there's no reason for you to know. Just take comfort in my words. She's safe, and... You think I ate her.
Connor: What? No! No.
Jasmine: It's all right, Connor. I'm not offended. But who would put such a ridiculous idea in your head?
Connor: No one. I never thought-- So, no, then... about the eating?

Reporter: Hi. Tracy Bellows, KTLA. Could I get you to say a few words? This is such a special day, and as Jasmine's father, you must be so proud--
Connor: Bursting.

Connor: I'm asking you. I can smell her on you. So tell me and I'll crush your windpipe.
Jeremy: You mean "or," right? Or you'll crush my windpipe?

High Priest: So much effort, always struggling, trying to make things right for the boy, for Connor, but it's never enough. Why do you bother?
Angel: I can see you never had kids.

Fred: Weird. Connor walking out like that, you know? Leaving us unguarded.
Lorne: Yeah. If he's not careful, we might move about freely in our impervious 10 by 9 steel cage.

Reporter: Uh, excuse me, Jasmine. What can we do to show our love for you?
Jasmine: You don't have to do anything except love one another. Although a temple would be nice...

Jasmine: And look what free will has gotten you.
Angel: Hey, I didn't say we were smart. I said it's our right. It's what makes us human.
Jasmine: But you're not human.
Angel: Working on it.

Angel: Maybe not. But I'll die before I let you hurt anyone else.
Jasmine: You're already dead!
Angel: You know what I mean.

Jasmine: Why do you hate me so much?
Angel: Let's run down the list, huh? Rain of fire, blotting out the sun, enslaving mankind and, oh yeah. Hey, you eat people!
Jasmine: Like you never have?

Angel: Look, we've all done horrible things. All we can do is try and make up for it. So, OK, you know, it's not the world that you wanted, but maybe you can still help us make it better, even if you have lost your powers.
Jasmine: Not all of them.
[She punches Angel and sends him flying.]


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