Xander: Man, a nerd goes into hiding, he really goes into hiding.
Xander: We're feeding an army!
Buffy: No, they couldn't make it.
Buffy: What? Like I'm one of those losers who can't make friends outside her tight little circle? No. I'm friendly. We bonded instantly. Peas in a pod. Bonded peas.
Anya: Really? Um, what's Sophie's last name?
Buffy: Okay, shut up.
Buffy: I assume this was an act of kindness? That'll help with the not throttling.
Tara: I don't know. He seemed ... cute. W-was he cute? I mean, I'm not a very good judge, but... I think he seemed cute.
Clem: I think he seemed cute, yeah.
Spike: You wanna slip away for a minute, luv?
Buffy: What?
Spike: I'll let you blow out my candles.
Spike: I had ... a ... muscle cramp. Buffy was, uh, helping.
Tara: A muscle cramp? In your ... pants?
Spike: What, it's a thing.
Tara: Right.
Spike: Must be some late-night activities to keep us busy till morning.
Tara: How's that cramp, Spike? Still bothering you?
Spike: What? Oh. Yeah.
Tara: Maybe you, uh, wanna put some ice on it.
Buffy: I think it's time for you to go.
Spike: Yeah, well, can't. Daylight.
Buffy: Okay. I'll go.
Spike: I'll get the door.
Buffy: Fine!
Spike: Fine!
Buffy: I'm actually trying to move right now.
Spike: Me too.
Buffy: Well ... this can't be good.
Sophie: I have a shift at the DoubleMeat. Actually, I'm okay here.
Xander: No, it's just, you know, you're upset 'cause we all wanna leave. And now we can't leave. Only thing missing is a cornfield. There ... there isn't a cornfield, is there?
Xander: Well, 'cause you know, sometimes we do something that seems like a good idea at the time, like, say, invoke the power of a musical amulet? And it turns out, you know, not so much.
Buffy: Well, we don't have any in the house. We got rid of everything.
Willow: Actually ... not everything. I, uh... might have ... kept one or, or two things. Sort of...just in case.
Xander: That's great! ...in a very bad way.
Spike: So, you ever think about *not* celebrating a birthday? Just to try it, I mean.
Halfrek: I told you I was going to take care of some business while I was here in town.
Anya: Yeah, but cursing us? Some of them are in the wedding party.
Richard: You have some weird friends.
Xander: News from the file marked 'duh.' We're gonna get him to the E.R.
Anya: And then we're gonna talk about payment. And Dawnie, there are two words I want you to get used to... Punitive damages.
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