Laugh Lines, Love Lines


Angel: Mr. Dad! Check me out! I'm Mr. Dad.

Wesley: Angel? You can let go of the doctor now.

Gunn: I wanna know how he does it. No last name, no bank account. How are you ordering stuff off the web?
Fred: It's not that hard, really. All you have to do is hack into the shipping database, find someone who is ordering what you want, then substitute your information. Except that would just be high-tech robbery.
Angel: I memorized Cordelia's credit card numbers.
Fred: Oh. Low-tech robbery.

Gunn: Some kind of boomerang vamp stake?
Angel: No! They're itty-bitty hockey sticks!

Gunn: You realize this is the whitest sport known to man?
Angel: True. But the games are indoors, and they usually play at night.
Gunn: Got you.

Sahjhan: You know, my barber has the same problem with his scissors - hence the bad haircut. Love the whole chained, un-dead look you got going on. Really sets off your fern.

Sahjhan: That's it? No 'wow, how did he do that?' No screaming in terror? You twenty first century types are so jaded.
Lilah: You're Sahjhan, aren't you? I may be jaded, but I do my homework. And there's a girl downstairs, she's got records on everything that ever happened. My company rocks.

Wesley: You try chatting with a cranky hamburger.

Holtz: You don't believe me.
Wesley: Hmm. Not sure really. Could be the low scary voice that's giving me trouble.

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