Buffy: Wait, did you just hear something?
Willow: I'm chewing my gum kinda loud.
Buffy: That's not it.
Willow: My sneakers are squeaky.
Buffy: I'm looking for something lurky here, Will.
Buffy: Wish me monsters.
Buffy: Alright, why don't you quit hiding and face me like a...thing.
Buffy: You run?
Giles: And jump, and bend and occasionally frolic.
Buffy: Okay, you're not having one of those mid-life things are you? Cause I'm still goin' "ish" from the last time you tried to recapture your youth.
Giles: You took your roommate patrolling with you?
Buffy: Well, I invited the whole dorm but she was the only one who could make it.
Buffy: What's wrong Xand? Parents not feeding you?
Xander: Sure they do. For a price.
Xander: That's because he got hit by the Buffenator. Now he's powerless.
Buffy: You think?
Oz: No question. He'll be back.
Willow: He's our grown-up friend. Oh...not in a creepy way.
Buffy: You guys can do the brain thing. I'm gonna go to class.
Oz: Which can also be construed as the brain thing.
Buffy: Not when you're minoring in Napping 101.
Oz: So, either you hit her or you did your wacky mime routine for her.
Buffy: Well, I didn't do either, actually. But she deserved it, dont'cha think?
Oz: No one deserves a mime, Buffy.
Oz: On the plus side, you killed the bench...which was lookin' shifty.
Buffy: Evil toenails. I took them off the floor last night when she was in the bathroom. She thought I was asleep.
Willow: Good thinking. 'Cause in the middle of the night those toenails could have attacked you and left little half-moon marks all over your body.
Xander: Buffy, this hurts me more than it hurts you.
Buffy: Not yet, but it will.
Xander: Oh, don't say that...oh please don't say that.
Giles: I fear the demon that Buffy met in the woods has somehow possessed her.
Buffy: Late FM. Love songs! Nothing but love songs!
Xander: Ya think?
Xander: I don't know if I tied those ropes tight enough.
Oz: Well, then we better go over there and check 'em.
Xander: [laughing]...oh dear God. Avoid the legs, avoid the legs.
Xander: Oh, why couldn't Giles have shackles like any self-respecting bachelor.
Willow: So Buffy was right all along. Later on, big remorse.
