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Willow: You shoulda seen their headquarters, it was like, the nerd natural habitat.

Willow: Hey, respect the narrative flow much?
Anya: Please, continue the story of failure.

Willow: Which is good -- never gonna need that. Plus there were, you know, razor scooters and pictures of the Vulcan woman on Enterprise.
Xander: Ooh. I mean, pff, nerds.

Anya: Okay, ya know what? This is why demons are better than people.
Willow: Interesting turn.
Anya: When I was a vengeance demon, I caused pain and Mayhem, certainly, but I put in a very full day's work doing it! And I got compensated appropriately!
Xander: Welcome to today's episode of "Go Money Go." I hear it every day.

Anya: But supervillains want reward without labor! To make things come easy. It's wrong! Without labor there can be no payment and vice versa! The country cannot progress! Workers are the tools that shape America!
Buffy: Good to know. I was kinda feeling like a tool and now I know why.

Buffy: Uh, yeah. The cow and chicken coming together even though they never met...It was like Sleepless in Seattle if Tom and Meg were, like, minced.

Buffy: So what's the deal with Manny the Manager? And if I ask him nice, can I write a children's book called that?

Buffy: I prefer the one that goes "Manny's a humorless dolt that picks the pocket of he should bite me."

Buffy: Theory number five: cat-burgers.

Xander: It's fast food. I have swum in these murky waters, my friend. There is assorted creepiness, there is staring, there is the enthusiastic not-showing-up-at-all. I think you're seeing demons where there's just, life.

Anya: Well, time is getting very short. After Willow did the, whoosh, instant engagement party, I got slack on the planning, cuz I figured she'd help. But now that's all blown to hell.
Willow: Standing right here. Standing right exactly here.

Buffy: Here you go. One Medley Meal. Plus I doublesized your fries... and cut way back on the cat.
Xander: Kmmmph?
Buffy: I'm probably kidding.

Spike: Yeah, and you chose to be in a consumer service profession. I'm a consumer. Service me.

Manny: You're working a double-shift.
Buffy: What? Another eight hours? Right after these eight hours? That's...so many hours.

Buffy: The beefy layer is definitely people! Probably not the chickeny part! But who knows! WHO KNOWS?!
Wig Lady: What about the cherry pie?

Xander: Anya's entertaining a vengeance demon named Hallie. Say, Buff, did you ever see what Anya looked like as a demon? Because, if it was that, wow.

Xander: Okay, but maybe you'll be a lawyer or doctor and you can use your money to support your deadbeat sister!
Dawn: Oh, that's terrifically better. Thanks.

Xander: Hey, Ahn? The way she looked... with the... face... that wasn't what you... used to look like, was it?
Anya: Is there something wrong with that? Did you think she was unattractive?
Xander: Okay, is there an answer to that that won't make you nuts?


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