Laugh Lines, Love Lines

Dirty Girls  

Faith: Are you protecting vampires? Are you the bad slayer now? Am I the good slayer now?

Spike: Angel's dull as a table lamp. And we have very different coloring.

Spike: Not all that tension was about you. Giles was a part of a plan to kill me...for Buffy's own good.
Faith: Well, that makes me feel better about me, worse about Giles...kinda shaky about you.

Amanda: What the hell are you talking about? I thought Faith killed a volcanologist.
Andrew: Silly, silly...Amanda. Why would Faith kill a person who studies Vulcans?

Faith: Three squares, nice weight room, movie every third Sunday. Could've been worse.
Spike: What movie?
Faith: Last one was Glitter. I guess it couldn't have been worse.

Faith: Don't even tell me little Miss Tightly-Wound's been getting her naughty on?

Buffy: It could be a girl, a potential trying to get to us.
Giles: It could be a stapler.

Andrew: Godzilla's mostly Tokyo-based, so he's probably a no-show.
Amanda: Besides, if Matthew Broderick can kill Godzilla, how tough is he?
Andrew: Xander...
Xander: Matthew Broderick did not kill Godzilla. He killed a big, dumb lizard. That was not the real Godzilla.

Xander: Well, that's where, generally speaking, you'd go to find the bad guy. And I don't think you came here to fight plaque.

Xander: I've been through more battles with Buffy than you all can ever imagine. She's stopped everything that's ever come up against her. She's laid down her life--literally--to protect the people around her. This girl has died two times, and she's still standing. You're scared? That's smart. You got questions? You should. But you doubt her motives, you think Buffy's all about the kill, then you take the little bus to battle. I've seen her heart, and this time--not literally. And I'm telling you, right now, she cares more about your lives than you will ever know. You gotta trust her. She's earned it.

Faith: Damn. I never knew you were that cool.
Buffy: Well, you always were a little slow.
Faith: I get that now.

Kennedy: An evil vineyard, huh?
Spike: Like Falcon Crest.

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