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 Laugh Lines, Love Lines

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Fred: Mr. Big-hit-in-Vegas is too busy danke-schon-ing the tourists to care about us.

Lilah: Hmm. That didn't suck. Well maybe just a little bit.
Wesley: Perhaps that is something we can expand on next time.
Lilah: What makes you think there will be a next time?
Wesley: Because you can't resist me.

Wesley: Wouldn't think kidnapping his son would have such a negative effect on our friendship.
Lilah: You thought you were doing the right thing. I hear that can be confusing.

Justine: Well, I guess anything is better than sitting around in my cage all day with nothing to do but to fill my bucket.
Wesley: Perhaps you should have considered that before slitting my throat.

Wesley: We all get what we deserve. You and Holtz deserved each other. You two have so much in common. Pain, loss, deep-seated lack of anything approaching humor.

Gunn: Three months ago a friend of ours went missing down there.
Marissa: Tall, good-looking, weird hair?

Gunn: Are you sure about that? Offspring of two vampires. Last time I checked that's not supposed to happen. And jumping off a six-story without busting your coconut kind of sways me to the side of not just a boy. I mean, come on, Fred. His nickname back in Quortoth was the Destroyer. And unless you put Conan in front of that, I'm guessing it's not a good sign.

Fred: No. And who's fluffy? Are you fluffy?
Gunn: He called me fluffy?
Fred: He said make sure... Wait. You don't think he was referring to anything of mine that's fluffy, do you? Because that would just be inappropriate.

Gunn: Like deserting us? No leads, no clients, pretty soon no roof over my smooth delicate head.
Fred: I could make you a paper hat.

Connor: Is this going to be the yelling thing again?
Fred: No. No yelling.
Connor: He looks like he's gonna yell.
Gunn: I do not.
Connor: He always looks like he's gonna yell.
Gunn: I'm not gonna yell!

Fred: I can't imagine what you've been through, Connor, being taken away by Holtz, raised in that place. It must have been horrible. I know you're still hurting but I promise, it's not nearly as much as you're gonna hurt for what you did to your father.

Gunn: That's right, Sparky, Daddy's coming home. And I'm guessing there's going to be a spanking.

Angel: So how was your summer? Mine was fun. Saw some fish. Went mad with hunger. Hallucinated a whole bunch.

Angel: What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective.

Angel: But I did get time to think. About us, about the world. Nothing in the world is the way it ought to be. It's harsh, and cruel, but that's why there's us. Champions. It doesn't matter where we come from, or what we've done, or suffered, or even if we make a difference. We live as though the world were as it should be. To show it what it can be. You're not a part of that yet. I hope you will be.

Cordelia: God, I am so bored.


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