Laugh Lines, Love Lines

Dead Things  

Buffy: We missed the bed again.
Spike: Lucky for the bed.

Buffy: This place is okay for a hole in the ground. You fixed it up.
Spike: I ate a decorator once. Maybe something stuck.

Buffy: Yeah. I think the New Kids on the Block posters are starting to date me.

Spike: Are we having a conversation?
Buffy: What? No. Sort of.
Spike: Hm.
Buffy: What?
Spike: Well isn't this usually the part where you kick me in the head and run out, virtue fluttering?
Buffy: That's the plan. Soon as my legs start working again.

Spike: Do you even like me?
Buffy: Sometimes.

Buffy: Is there singing?! Are we singing again?
Xander: Nope, just the dancing.

Xander: You've been going at it too hard, Buff. We hardly ever see you, what with slinging the doublemeat and pounding the big evil.
Anya: You are looking a little pounded.

Dawn: I'm sleeping over at Janice's.
Buffy: And I'm falling for that again because of the surprise lobotomy?

Willow: We're not going to have to do that at the wedding, are we? 'Cause there's this last thread of dignity I've been desperately clinging to.

Xander: I see sitting where yet there should be dancing.
Anya: Come share in the joy of our groove thang.
Willow: And despite that, I succumb to the beat.

Xander: Ouh. I think I pulled a jive muscle last night.
Willow: The Funky Monkey claims another victim.

Buffy: I didn't come back wrong.
Tara: No. You're the same Buffy. With a deep tropical cellular tan.
Buffy: You must have missed something. Check again.
Tara: Buffy, I promise there's nothing wrong with you.
Buffy: There has to be!

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