Xander: It's a loop...like the Mummy Hand. I'm doomed to replace these windows for all eternity.
Anya: Please, how many times have I heard that line in my demon days? "I'm so rotten, they don't even have a word for it. I'm bad. Baddy bad bad bad. Does it make you horny?" Or terrified. Whatever.
Dawn: There's blood on this. Lots. Looks like The First made another sacrifice. Or a music video.
Giles: Sorry to barge in. We have a slight apocalypse.
Buffy: You know, I didn't even realize it was December. Maybe when we get home, we should decorate the rubble.
Buffy: Something evil is coming.
Joyce: Buffy, evil isn't coming, it's already here. Evil is always here. Don't you know? It's everywhere.
Xander: Who's joking? That pantry thing could work. Are you saying M. Night Shamalayan lied to us?
Buffy: I'm beyond tired. I'm beyond scared. I'm standing on the mouth of hell, and it is gonna swallow me whole. And it'll choke on me. We're not ready? They're not ready. They think we're gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I'm done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Oh, we'll give 'em one. Anyone else who wants to run, do it now. 'Cause we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on, we won't just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them, and cut out their hearts one by one, until The First shows itself for what it really is. And I'll kill it myself. There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil, and that's us. Any questions?
