Laugh Lines, Love Lines


Gunn: I'll tell you what it means. Soon as vamps everywhere realize this town's open for business 24/7, there's going to be a huge rise in undead tourism.

Cordelia: Well, if I didn't when Angelus was loose and killing in Sunnydale, then reliving his past horrors in virtual wide-screen sensurround during my tenure in Floatyville, pretty much makes me an expert.

Cordelia: Well, not like Angelus would be. I mean, he's... he's smart.
Angel: Excuse me?
Cordelia: Well... you know what I mean.
Angel: You're saying Angelus is smarter than me.
Cordelia: No! You're smart.

Lorne: Hey, listen, Angelcakes, if it's all the same with you, I think I might sit this one out upstairs. You know how dark magick unleashing unspeakable evil gives me the heebies.

Angel: That means if anything should go wrong with Angelus, you're going to have to kill me.
Connor: Okay.
Angel: If anything goes wrong.

Cordelia: Angel, you don't have to do this.
Angel: Now she tells me.

Angel: Did you hear that? There's a sword. A sword to kill the Beast. And you wanted to turn me into Angelus by having an evil shaman cut off my head. Not that that wasn't a swell plan, too.

Wesley: I was careless. I made a mistake that almost cost you your life. Would have made pulling you out of the ocean a big waste of my time.
Angel: Yeah, that would have been a drag.

Cordelia: I don't think it is. I mean, I get the impression that somehow it's accessible from like a hundred points all over the world.
Connor: How's that work?
Cordelia: I don't know. I just get the visions, not the Cliff Notes.

Cordelia: What are those? Holiday decorations left over from some S&M bondage party?

Angel: That hurt.
Connor: Yeah, I can really see why she wants you.

Gunn: I thought you guys might be dead.
Angel: Don't stop thinking it yet.

Fred: As far as we can figure from the texts, nothing human will survive at that close a range. I'm not even sure that you can.
Angel: I'll let you know.

Beast: We could rule this world. Why do you oppose me?
Angel: Rain of fire, blocking out the sun... and you just kinda piss me off.

Beast: The boy joins the father in death.
Connor: No. In kicking your stony ass.

Angel: Buffy... oh god... no!

Wo Pang: Illusion becomes reality. It is done.

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