Laugh Lines, Love Lines

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Anya: Everything on this table's half-off. Including the table.

Dawn: So, what are you supposed to be?
Anya: An angel.
Dawn: Oh. Shouldn't you have wings?
Anya: On no. This is a special kind of angel called a Charlie. We don't have wings. We just skate around with perfect hair fighting crime.

Anya: But you get to dress up and play games. Xander's gonna teach me a new one after work called Shiver Me Timbers. Ever heard of it?

Anya: How about you? Ever played?
Tara: Not really one for the timber.

Anya: Buffy, we're out of mandrake root. Check the basement.
Buffy: Don't blame me if we have this conversation over and over and over and over and over.

Buffy: Oh! Bell. Neck. Look into it.
Spike: Come with a nice leather collar, does it?

Spike: What? I was gonna pay for it...I mean, no, I was gonna nic it cause that's what I do.

Buffy: One time deal to help out. And I mean straight time. No loop-de-loop mummy hand repeato vision.

Spike: You like a bit of the rough and tumble?
Buffy: What?!
Spike: Me, you? Patrolling? Hello?

Spike: Not like I don't already have plans. Great Pumpkin's on in 20.

Buffy: So much easier to talk to when he wanted to kill me.

Buffy: What happened to Xander?
Giles: He kept poking me with is hook. I sent him over to Charmed objects. With any luck, he'll poke the wrong one and end up in an alternate dimension inhabited by a 50-foot Giles that squishes annoying teeny pirates.

Buffy: Yeah? What about costumes that take over your personality? Or wee little Irish fear demony thingies?

Xander: Store go boom.

Anya: That was the most incredible thing I have ever experienced.
(Xander looks)
Anya: Except for that.

Willow: I could whip up a jaunty self-cleaning incantation. It'll be like Fantasia.
Giles: And we all know how splendidly that turned out for Mickey.

Anya: The dance of capitalistic superiority.

Buffy: Did you know about this?
Giles: No. Unless I blocked it from my memory. Much as I will Xander's vigorous use of his tongue.
Buffy: Is that why you're always cleaning your glasses? So you don't have to see what we're doing?
Giles: Tell no one.

Buffy: Over my dead body. The kind that doesn't come back.

Giles: Anya's a wonderful former vengeance demon. I'm sure you'll spend many years of non-hell dimension bliss.

Buffy: All that matters is that they're happy. Everything else is thick-gravy goodness.

Willow: Hey, we were just getting our dance on.

Willow: It's where I'd be if I were 15 and on the lam.
Tara: Really?
Willow: Well, not me at 15. Cause, hello? Spaz.

Giles: Mist. Cemetery. Halloween. This should end well.

Buffy: Were you parking? With a vamp?
Dawn: I didn't know he was dead.
Vamp: Living dead.
Dawn: Shut up.

Anya: It gave me more time to plan the bridal shower. Where do we order obscenely muscular male strippers?

Buffy: How's your face?
Giles: Oh, still ruggedly handsome.

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