Damon was always worried about how his hair looked, and one of the funnier videos involved him lamenting his "Bad Hair Day."
Damon's preoccupation with his looks was a running theme. In one skit, an exasperated Damon says, "I'm not cute, and I'm having a bad hair day!" (I think we've all been there. ;)
The guys relentlessly teased Bobby for his lack of dancing ability. (Note to Bobby: I can't dance either! We're perfect for each other ... marry me?)
In one episode, Chris is given the gift of ESP, and he describes knowing what is going to happen as "living my life in fast-forward."
In another episode, Patrick is dumped by a girl. He loses all confidence in himself and starts to disappear: literally. A thug that often showed up at the Guys' place arrived and noticed that the gang was looking a bit vexed. They pointed to Patrick to explain their problem and the thug says, "Whoa! Grab some pasta, Tex - you're thinnin' out, big time."
The thug mentioned in the previous "memory" had to tell stories to some orphans - or something - as a condition of his parole. Since the Guys' place was closer, he just stopped by there. One day he showed up as they were sitting around and they told him, "But we don't want a story." With a glance at their feet propped up on the coffee table near him, he retorts, "Hey, I don't want stinky feet, but sometimes it happens."
One episode revealed how Chris' Aunt Sophie sold info about the Guys to a tabloid magazine. They angrily confront Aunt Sophie who admits that she spiced it up a bit so it wouldn't be so boring. She says optimistically that people know who they are, and Bobby retorts that "everyone thinks we're from the planet Kway-dork!"
Among the information listed in the tabloid: Bobby hears voices. Damon wears a wig. Chris can't skip. Patrick has twelve toes. Eddie dates Roseanne.
When the other guys tease Eddie about the dating-Roseanne rumor, he denies it. They persist in taunting him, and he finally shouts, "I'm not going with Roseanne!" He adds a bit dejectedly, "She dumped me..."
In one skit, Eddie and Chris play two Latino, player-type guys who give love advice. Chris is reading a letter from a guy who is losing his girlfriend "even though I bought her baked goods and got down on my knees." Looking very confused, Eddie wonders, "What ...? Like, a muffin or something?"
As part of the previous skit, Chris basically advises the advice-seeker to be a man; Eddie wraps it up by indignantly saying, "Now, let me hear nothing more about baked goods."
Another time, Eddie is reading a letter from "one Frank Nathaniel Stein." Glancing over at the letter, Chris corrects him, "Frankenstein." Basically, Frankenstein complains about the wife that the doctor built for him, who complains that he "no speak good" and "kisses too gooshy." Chris interjects, "If I may make a point about that 'no speak good' part..." Eddie advises Frank to get himself one of those zombie women. Chris agrees, "You don't hear zombie women complaining about gooshy kisses."
In another skit, Patrick and Bobby play the French-accented Fashion Police Etienne and Rudolpho. Bobby (Etienne) snobbily remarks to us, the viewers, that others "very often look as bad as you." Rudolpho thoughtfully comments that that wasn't very nice. Ever the snob, Etienne haughtily changes it to "look as bad as people who are not you."
In another appearance by the Fashion Police, as they're about to show us the most vile of the fashion offenders, Rudolpho can barely continue, thinking of the horror of it. Etienne encourages him, "Be brave, Rudolpho, I am here." (FYI, the vile fashion offender is the sports fan.)
Another recurring skit involved Chris playing superhero Pizza Guy. ("He's at the scene of the crime in 30 minutes or less, or the crooks go free.") At one point, he catches two about-to-flee bad guys by producing a lump of dough and quickly working it into a flat round sheet, which he tosses at them. They stop, partly covered by it. Beaten, one of the baddies declares, "We've been doughed."
Another time, a puppy is left on the Guys' doorstep. Just when they get used to having him around, the owner comes and takes him back. The guys are sitting around talking about how they'll miss him. Adding his thoughts, Bobby says, "Yeah, and no more little 'surprises' around the place." Chris encourages him, "Go ahead, Bobby. Say 'poop.'"
