Fractured Christmas Carols

No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:

Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly

We three kings of porridge and tar...

On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me...

Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire...

He's makin' a list, chicken and rice...

Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel...

With the jelly toast proclaim...

Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say...

Sleep in heavenly peas...

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is sparse and brown...

You'll go down in Listerine...

Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay...

O come, froggy faithful...

You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require..."

Good tidings we bring to you and your kid...

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